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Post 5061

Existential Elevator

Aaaaaaaaaaarrgh!!!

Llama!

Help!


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Post 5062

Sideliner

A kid from Llanfairpwllgwyngillgogerychwyndrobwllllantissiliogogogoch got money from American tourists just for telling them the name of his village. smiley - laugh


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Post 5063

Wøñkø

is that spelled right?


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Post 5064

Sideliner

Not sure about the second 'i'. It could be a 'y'.


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Post 5065

Sideliner

And there's a 'y' missing from just before the fourth 'll'.

So, no. It ain't spelled right. smiley - sadface


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Post 5066

Sideliner

Elevator: llama-whisperer at your service. smiley - boing


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Post 5067

spook

smiley - book


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Post 5068

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - erm Whatd'you want a llama-whisperer for?


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Post 5069

Sideliner

Elevator (above) is clearly a llamaphobe. This is a distressing condition, which can be alleviated by gradual exposure to llamas, combined with information about how a llama works. Many ex-llamaphobes are now committed llamaphiles. (Committed being the operative word-- but that's a different story.)

Just take it one day at a time, elevator, and you'll pull through--you'll see. smiley - smiley


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Post 5070

Hermi the Cat

Cats are sometimes llamaphobes due to the occasionally clumsy llama combined with a slow cat. It never works out well for the cat.
smiley - cat


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Post 5071

Existential Elevator

I'm still grieving Bob the llama... Llamas make me jumpy... Thankyou for your support, Sideliner smiley - smiley


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Post 5072

Sideliner

'Tis better to have loved a llama and lost a llama
than never to have loved a llama at all. smiley - cheerup


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Post 5073

Existential Elevator

smiley - brave

Thankyou smiley - hug


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Post 5074

Wøñkø

"the 4th ll". that's just scary.


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Post 5075

Sideliner

If I tell you how it's pronounced, will you give me money? smiley - bigeyes


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Post 5076

Schrödinger's Cat-flap

How about 'Bangkok' in Thai: Krungthep-mahahnakon-amornruthanakosin-mahin-tara-yuddia-mahadilok-popnoporat-ratchathaniburi... that's less than half of it, cant remember the rest (and don't start on the spelling, I just translated it phonetically)


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Post 5077

Wøñkø

Dang...!


Do they actually call it that?


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Post 5078

Existential Elevator

If they called 'it' 'that' wouldn't that be really confusing for all it use that<?> smiley - weird


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Post 5079

Wøñkø

smiley - yikes


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Post 5080

Existential Elevator

That's confusing, isn't that<?>


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