h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Are aliens vegetable? Because they were definitely getting cut up and fried.

Perhaps they were just some kind of watermelon...

*begins to get nervous*

Mmmmm... Fried watermelon. You know, we convinced my cousin's kid once that watermelons were dragon's eggs and the black seeds were the eyes. He's an adult now and still doesn't eat watermelon.

Back on task though, I really do think that if Spook truly cares about Julie and Homer we may want to try talking to the chef. It appeared to me that the one with the lime green goatee and the 12" meat cleaver (for vegetables, I'm sure) was a tender-hearted fellow and may take compassion on poor philandering parrots and their human sidekicks.

You go first. I think the cleaver will do less damage to your metal skin.

errrr, oh dear.

I supplied the utensils for the kitchen staff at this place, so you can consider them armed, dangerous, and probably a bit irritated.

(Well you try stirring soup with a haunted spoon!)

*is nervous*

Erm...okay...

*deep breath*

*attempts to stride off confidently towards the kitchen*

Starts stroking Hermi the .

Katrine

psst! Hey Kat, fierce tabbys don't do that in public. (See me later...)

*slinks after EE attempting to look as tough and ready to rumble as spotted tabby can look...

*appreciates the moral support*

*opens the kitchen door*

eeeew... Well EE? After you.

*deep breath*

*opens the door very quickly and runs in*

*steps silently inside the door after EE.

Hey there's the guy with the lime green goatee. Let's ask him.

*Rubs up against green goatee guys leg.

Be careful........

*Grabs a passing paranormal food mixer and holds it a couple of inches from green goaties face*

"Now tell me, my verdi-gris faced friend, can I get a nice cup of tea in this restaurant?"

*looks shocked*

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EE is what you have alot at boring but exciting committee meetings and SAS coffee mornings. The SAS are naked serving instead of and going around hitting everyone with their leather s.


Katrine

Where<?>!! We don't want any young, impressionable eyes to see them kinds of goings on...!

Where? *Looks around hopefully with 'young impressionable eyes'*

EE and Schrodingers Cat-fat sadly they are the Breacon Beacons Deja vu out post where they have endless boring committee meetings where they discus the same thing at every meeting, do alot of flower arranging, baking cakes, making jam and arguing where there their next assignment is.

Kat

Schrodinger I meant to put typed cat-flap.

kat

Wow AlexOo, did you see that guys face when you asked for tea? He laughed so loud you'd have thought he was from America or something. He didn't seem too worried about the blender either. (Which is why I am now hiding under the work table.)

*swipes green-goatee guy's foot with a paw..

"Hey you!" (My he's bigger when he leans down like that.) "Is this really a vegetarian restaurant?"

*Roaring laughter from greenie...