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Oot Rito Posted May 17, 2003
aaarrrrgggg....
No !
Help somebody !
Fight back the clones.... they're going to get Listy-Lou !
Listy-Lou, Listy-Lou .... snap out of it they're going to .....
OH NO !
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 17, 2003
*walks towards them*
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Oot Rito Posted May 17, 2003
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
I can't bear to watch....
*sneaks a peek*
Listy-Lou ?
Listy-Lou ?
Which of you is the real Listy-Lou ?
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Existential Elevator Posted May 17, 2003
Will the real Listy-Lou please stand up<?> Please stand up<?> Please stand up<?>
Bob is my pet llama. He likes apples.
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Tango Posted May 17, 2003
Well done spook, you've thought of a brilliant way to keep all the insane people in one place, and out of the way. 
Tango
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 17, 2003
*all of the Listy Lous stand up*
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 17, 2003
The Jedi Counci and the Republician Senate have been informed of this cloning. Masters Yoda, Obi-Wan and Mace Windu are on the case helped by Padawan Learner Anakin Skywalker and Senator Amilda.
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
kat
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 17, 2003
Listy-Lou are you related to Sparactus?
kat
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Lady Neugen Bigeyes;Owlatron`s thundercat;Researcher of the hyperlink;Honorary Muse of card-senders Posted May 17, 2003
Well, a clone`s a clone is a clone..who can know what they call home...oh,the overwhelming stress of be-ing a celibrity...You`d think it was celebicy...
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SEF Posted May 17, 2003
When the parrot got back on the map
it was quite a relief for the chap.
He was never to say
that he'd been far away
or just what had occurred in that gap.
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SEF Posted May 17, 2003
With New Zealand a tale of two isles
and no shortage of feminine wiles,
it was not hard to see he
would find some choice kiwi
to show him Antipodes styles.
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SEF Posted May 17, 2003
The Australian mainland had scope
for a futon to be a real hope.
At the end of the day
the temptation to play
was too much for one parrot to cope.
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SEF Posted May 17, 2003
But he soon found a suitable level
to split research and chances to revel
and he drank a libation
to his reputation
as part-time Tasmanian devil.
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SEF Posted May 18, 2003
There was all the out-back to explore
with Ayres rock, Alice Springs and much more.
But he caused a palaver
when visiting Java
and left to escape the uproar.
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SEF Posted May 18, 2003
Now the Philippines seemed to be next
on consulting his tourist guide text.
He had covered much ground
with no prize to be found
and was getting increasingly vexed.
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Schrödinger's Cat-flap Posted May 18, 2003
He should get a couple of bodyguards to stop the Homerites mobbing/stalking him.
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Hoovooloo Posted May 18, 2003
Hmm. What "nonsense" can I come up with...?
"Tango, U32077, is an honest, courageous person, and not an unprincipled liar."
H.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 18, 2003
Perhaps Homer is trying to find himself.
kat
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Schrödinger's Cat-flap Posted May 18, 2003
Of course. Everyone else is trying to find him, so he's joined in the hunt.
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- 3361: Oot Rito (May 17, 2003)
- 3362: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (May 17, 2003)
- 3363: Oot Rito (May 17, 2003)
- 3364: Existential Elevator (May 17, 2003)
- 3365: Tango (May 17, 2003)
- 3366: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (May 17, 2003)
- 3367: Reality Manipulator (May 17, 2003)
- 3368: Reality Manipulator (May 17, 2003)
- 3369: Lady Neugen Bigeyes;Owlatron`s thundercat;Researcher of the hyperlink;Honorary Muse of card-senders (May 17, 2003)
- 3370: SEF (May 17, 2003)
- 3371: SEF (May 17, 2003)
- 3372: SEF (May 17, 2003)
- 3373: SEF (May 17, 2003)
- 3374: SEF (May 18, 2003)
- 3375: SEF (May 18, 2003)
- 3376: Schrödinger's Cat-flap (May 18, 2003)
- 3377: Hoovooloo (May 18, 2003)
- 3378: spook (May 18, 2003)
- 3379: Reality Manipulator (May 18, 2003)
- 3380: Schrödinger's Cat-flap (May 18, 2003)
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