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Lady Neugen Bigeyes;Owlatron`s thundercat;Researcher of the hyperlink;Honorary Muse of card-senders Posted May 16, 2003
Kat! been trying to find you,meet me at Hati`s bar 
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 16, 2003
Hermi 
My used to touch me with his paws and I used to say 
are twice as nice and I would try to convince my there was a in front of him.
kat
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 16, 2003
N where is the Haiti bar>
kat
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Lady Neugen Bigeyes;Owlatron`s thundercat;Researcher of the hyperlink;Honorary Muse of card-senders Posted May 16, 2003
Kat-the great outdoors bar? can you find on top my space? Hati`s 
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Lady Neugen Bigeyes;Owlatron`s thundercat;Researcher of the hyperlink;Honorary Muse of card-senders Posted May 16, 2003
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 16, 2003
The boats are playing with their fog horns.
kat
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Schrödinger's Cat-flap Posted May 17, 2003
Um. It turns out the Homerites (remember them?) in Bangkok have got some cloning technology and intend to fill the world with Homer clones once more. 
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Oot Rito Posted May 17, 2003
7554 HOMITE CLONES IN DOVER LORRY
Late last night, police stopped a lorry loaded with parrots as it went through customs at Dover. Dovers officials state that suspensions were aroused as noisy chattering was heard from the lorry. Vetinary officials were called in to determine the exact species of bird to check for trafficking in protected birds. The parrots were declared to be clones. Thai translaters called in to aassist with interrogations confirmed that the birds are Homerite clones. The customs and vetinary officials, along with the Thai translators, were then attacked by the clones who escaped from the holding area creating havoc in the entire region.
The public is advised not 'to have a go' as these clones have shown themselves to be violent. The lorrydriver, a striped llama, told the authorities that he was unaware of the birds' presence in his lorry. Questioned about the £99 999 999.43 he was carrying, he said it belong to someone called Spook although later admitted that it was really owed to deni. Deni has been absolved of all blame for anything, anywhere, anytime. Spook is being actively sought to assist the police with inquiries. Our reporters later discovered that Spook is in fact considered as the intergalatic ringleader of a network of strippers who, while pretending to lap-dance, clone audiences.
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zendevil Posted May 17, 2003
"And it was only because Solly used to say "fiddlesticks" just in Miss Distard's own voice."
Terri.
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Reality Manipulator Posted May 17, 2003
Interpol is on the case.
kat
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spook Posted May 17, 2003
too much nonsense...
WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 17, 2003
I believe I've lost the plot...
oh wel.
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Schrödinger's Cat-flap Posted May 17, 2003
The purple llamas are also trying to smuggle the clones into America and the EU, to sell them.
THESE CLONES ARE AN INFRINGEMENT OF COPYRIGHT LAWS. DO NOT BUY ANY, EVEN IF THE VENDOR SAYS THEY ARE AUTHENTIC. REPORT TO POLICE.
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Oot Rito Posted May 17, 2003
The clones are contagious...... Beware: Close contact with a clone may cause you to clone !
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 17, 2003
*looks at a llama*
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Oot Rito Posted May 17, 2003
CAREFUL...... it may have homerite clones hidden on its, errr not person, hidden on its animal perhaps
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 17, 2003
*backs away from the llama*
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Oot Rito Posted May 17, 2003
Listy-Lou !
Look out !
It's a dastardly plot....
The llama's holding your attention and the dreaded clones are trying to encircle you !
RUN !
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Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! Posted May 17, 2003
*attention is still held by the llama*
Evil plot?
But its soooo beautiful...
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- 3356: Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY! (May 17, 2003)
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