h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"hint of" is the posh person's way -- basically you have to know about things like pronouncing "aiches"

"splash of" this is often prefered by the more artistic person...

but do not confuse with "splodge of" (this is for messy people)

"dollop of" is unfashionable (so coming into fashion)

I think I like dol-int (keeping up with my newly acquired snob image but with a smidgin of the common touch soon to be fashionable).

Did you get the soup off the space suit ? (If you use "hint of", you have to be stain-free)

Try a dol-int of white spirit.

Of course it is Owl...

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that post sounds a bit freaky to me!

Freaky and spooky...

oh yeah, just keep on rollin'!

Thanks for the rapier. Can I interest you in a chicken, a tough old bird but a fighter.
What is the ceiling like ?

comfy!

Come down from there just this minute !

*clucks for a bit then sneezes and she is werekitty again*

That's better...

A katana is a sword. Japanese, I think...

All generalisations are false, including this one.

Who's got all my forks?

"There's a small mom looking for his god here,
if anyone's een her please contact the refrigeration phlegm"

will do!

so, the nonsense seems to have gone down a bit, so why don't we all just guess my date of birth. any guesses?

Is it in June?

Certainly Not!

Sorry, didn't know you didn't like June...

How about October, then?

nope! too many leaves...

It's not January is it? Mine's in January. No leaves but tones of snow!