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wysiwyger Posted Apr 24, 2003
Excuse me. This is NOT a Shop. I would disdain from entering into gross commercial transactions involving Forks. However, if you would care to clear up these Parrot droppings, I might be prepared to assist further...
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spook Posted Apr 24, 2003
well, i ain't seen the parrot properly, only deni has, but it was in a sandwich, then it got mis-directed to come back to me, but it ended up somewhere else, then got transported to me but the co-ordinates were rong so it ended up in Tesco's, and since then there have only be rumours, no solid facts.
spook
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 24, 2003
Spook you are Doctor Who.
kat
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OwlofDoom Posted Apr 24, 2003
You've not seen Spartacus? You're supposed to say "I'm Spartacus too", then everyone says "I'm Spartacus" ... the idea is that they'll all die rather than their noble leader. The scene is parodied in Life of Brian ("I'm Brian, and so's my wife"), which I'm sure you _have_ seen...
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spook Posted Apr 24, 2003
cool, i'm Doctor Who!
i would say i was Spartacus, but I'd rather have a cup of 
instead!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 24, 2003
I know someone called the 8 Brians.
kat
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spook Posted Apr 24, 2003
are there 8 men called Brian, or 8 women could lisa?
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wysiwyger Posted Apr 24, 2003
Then I'm afraid I have some very bad news for you.... he has been decisively Forked. The Parrot saw it all.......
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spook Posted Apr 24, 2003
oh my, the parrot wil be scarred for life!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 24, 2003
Both Spook and they call on falling out with themselves.
kat
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wysiwyger Posted Apr 24, 2003
The Management regrets that it cannot entertain or in any other way acknowledge or accept any responsibility whatsoever for any harm detriment or damage which may or may not directly or inadvertently been caused or alleged to be caused by the actions of or activities undertaken by for or on behalf of the Forks.
This does not affect your statutory rights.
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SEF Posted Apr 24, 2003
I just wanted to make use of this opportunity to mention Iraq before they take that "right" away again too.
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 25, 2003
Were the parrot droppings fresh ?
Should any parrot trackers care to offer their services, I'd be very grateful.
(parrot last seen eating cornflakes in Tesco's, presumed to have headed back towards Luton).
PS. Please do NOT return the parrot to me but to spook (who'll hopefully sign up for sandwich-making lessons at the Birdfree Institute of Sandwich Technology).
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Oot Rito Posted Apr 25, 2003
LATEST LATEST LATEST
Shrub accuses parrot of having Wielded Mass Droppings !
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 25, 2003
The SAS are using them as ammunation.
kat
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