h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*turns page if thread.*

Could this be the page where we find the parrot?

I was wondering whether someone was going to write a sequel - "The 's Revenge" or "Attack of the killer s" or something. The parrot might be starring in that.

oh, your one finished? i didn't realise, i thought you had an epilogue or something.

You were expecting more! I stayed up nearly all night writing that. It would have finishe much sooner but people kept complaining or suggesting new things which ought to go in.

On that note, I genuinely didn't know you had previously asked for a RandomResearcher gadget when I asked for one. I didn't see one in the list of requested features. Most of my suggestions were being ignored anyway - especially at that point. Did you see my suggestion for a smiley one-armed-bandit gadget?

What about a four-armed-bandit as used in the magnificent 7.

Why do I keep going weak in the knees when I see naked men with big muscles and biceps?

kat

That suggestion was good! And RamdomResearcher sounds good too... blimey this isn't nonsense!

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you must have asked just after me, or at the same time, and they prefered you name for it to mine ! RandomUser is much better, as it is shorter. but they went with yours!!!!!!!!!

link to your one-armed-bandit suggestion. i see it not!

oh, and perhaps you could write a sequel in which you get trnsported to a weird thread and become a character in Last of the Summer Wine!

Owl Bond: You expect me to talk nonsense?

b-OWL-felt: No Mr.Bond, I expect you to die ... laughing ... from numerous paper cuts ...

Nya-ha-ha-ha

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Spook, it was in <./>GuideML-Gadgets</.> rather than <./>Feedback-Features</.> as you might have expected, because I believed it was more on that level of coding. It probably qualifies as nonsense though so:

F47963?thread=266040

I do not know what I am doing.
I do not know what I am talking about.

The civil service recommend that we have a conference every time we meet anyone new and send out minutes to those who were not present. That means everyone should have a conference with each other and send out reports and minutes of those who were not present.


kat

where is the thread for you suggestion of RandomResearcher SEF? mine can be found at F47999?thread=165965.

spook

ps. everything in this thread is nonsense, even sensical nonsense

I told the waiter I have got a fly in my soup. The waiter said do not shout everyone will want one.


kat

I really have no idea now, Spook. It was a long time ago - late December or early January. It will be well buried in my conversation list (assuming I didn't delete it since I was still trying to keep my list tidy at that point) and I can't remember the subject title or even the forum - though it should probably have been a Feedback/Development/Features one.

Tilk is a Star Wars Fan.
Colonel Jack O'Neil thinks he is Han Solo
Captain Samantha Carter thinks she is Princess Leia
Doctor Daniel Jackson thinks he is Luke Skywalker
Thor thinks he is Colonel Jack O Neil
General Hammond thinks he is Doctor Who

kat

- Would you like a jelly baby?
- Shut up!
- A simple "no thankyou" would have sufficed...

How do you know which Doctor Who and what he would offer to whom and why it was rejected when normally they are accepted by beings no matter where in the worlds he is?

Were there enough W words in that post to make up for the one we haven't been allowed to mention?

That was from Tom Baker and the Robots of Death, if I remember correctly. The same one that contains the immortal line "D is for dumb. I cannot speak."

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I intially meant how did you know which one Kat meant in her post as she didn't specify or give any clues. That's quite a good episode/story but not my favourite, though the undercover robot spy did have a great attitude.