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It's all there in Black and White, the answer is obviously: Penguin Lust! ...
Most Wise Penguin Started conversation Feb 20, 2004
And, now that I have your attention....
Hello. Please, allow me to introduce myself. I am Most Wise Penguin, and I *could* be a .
Since my formal station is the Penguin Ambassador of F.A.R.C.E. (Furthering the ACE-ly aspirations of Rat by Campaigning Everywhere) it is my duty to make your acquaintance and determine if there is anything that us penguins can do to further your ACE-ly ambitions. Or, we could just hang around drinking 
and telling bad jokes. 
It's all there in Black and White, the answer is obviously: Penguin Lust! ...
Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Feb 20, 2004
heh, I know who you are 
It's all there in Black and White, the answer is obviously: Penguin Lust! ...
Most Wise Penguin Posted Feb 21, 2004
What gave me away?
I hope you don't mind. Just thought you might like a laugh (assuming you thought this was funny, that is...). How long did you hesitate before opening this thread? Don't ask about the other options for titles.
It's all there in Black and White, the answer is obviously: Penguin Lust! ...
rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Feb 24, 2004
Penguin lust? 
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Most Wise Penguin Posted Mar 23, 2004
*sigh*
You don't know what you've missed: Opus the Penguin(loved the shower stalker series), Binkley and the anxiety closet, Bill the Cat(where the penguin lust idea originated) and so much more.
*runs off to borrow the books from friend*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 5, 2004
Wise Penguin, I didn't know who you were until someone told me. Guess I don't catch on to these things, do I? 
Anyway, Opus has a new comic strip which runs on Sundays in the Boston Globe. I don't know if there is also a new daily strip, though I imagine the Globe would have it if it existed.
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Hi, I'm Tom. I started as a typographical error Posted Jul 5, 2004
If you want to really catchup on what's been happening, you should start out as a 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 5, 2004
I figured that was the case.
Don't know why, but I was always a big fan of Opus. Most of the other characters were okay, but I was really just interested in Opus...and maybe that cockroach, who was kind of cute.
I liked Opus's "naked in the periwinkles" episodes. We have lots of periwinkles around here, though I'm not too sure how comfortable they'd be to lie down in.
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