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The Campaign To Make Me An ACE Again
Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Jan 20, 2004
*having probs with loading times right now*
Might not be democratic but if EVERYONE on h2g2 wants me to be an ace, they cant say no. Besides, when I left she said I could come back if I wanted to 
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Calamitea the tea drinking penguin Posted Jan 20, 2004
Well, there's two people and three votes here already...
*also running into white error pages*
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Jan 20, 2004
oh ah...I thought it was the cafe, not the guide 
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Calamitea the tea drinking penguin Posted Jan 20, 2004
The BBC, actually.
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Jan 20, 2004
you cant blame the beeb! They got sattelites that can see into your living room from space.
I think I made that up.
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Calamitea the tea drinking penguin Posted Jan 20, 2004
If they can see into my living room then they can read the "Not enough memory to complete this action, Proxy server error and 505 errors" without much trouble.
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Evangeline Posted Jan 21, 2004
Add "XML loading error" and "Document must have a top level..." errors to that list. It was so bad Sunday before last that I almost put on 
sunglasses because of all the *bright* white error pages. Usually a refresh or three would bring the page up(finally). It could have been more irritating, but I don't pay per minute for the phone or internet.
Now, about that ACE campaign...Do we get a speech or not?
*snags the 
while Calamitea isn't looking* 
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Jan 21, 2004
Yeah, ok...but not until tomorrow when I have more time
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Calamitea the tea drinking penguin Posted Jan 22, 2004
*sips 
and looks around for the *
Speech! Speech! Speech!
What's this thread about again?
*has the attention span of a penguin on caffeine*
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Jan 24, 2004
*promises to before long*
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Jan 24, 2004
Well, since there's a speech involved.... I'll join.
*pours and waits for speech, sips and waits for speech*
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Evangeline Posted Jan 24, 2004
*feeling a bit beside myself...*
Rat,
Whenever you get enough time, we would like to know where you stand on the important issues such as:
Are four food groups really necessary, or is chocolate and caffeine enough? Although, I have lobbied for the chili pepper group.
Should people be allowed to hibernate for the winter?
And, most importantly....what color should I paint this room, because I really can't decide? Goo blue is one of the choices.
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Jan 24, 2004
Food groups: 
, caffeine, and ALCOHOL. Let's not forget our priorities, shall we?
*even if I can't have alcohol right now 
*
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Jan 27, 2004
Hmmm, speach.
*clears throat*
*dramitic pauses*
*waits for coughing to stop at the back*
Ummm...as an ACE the first thing I would do is begin the campaign to make tea flavoured whisky and for those that dont drink, whisky flavoured tea. This shall be the only foodstuff allowed while hibernating not only for the winter but during those horrible sunday afternoons too.
There is no need for four whole food groups we do, however, need three - chocolate and caffine as stated earlier, but almost as importantly, cheese and pinapple toasties (to which I am, exclusively in the particular univerese, addicted to).
Ummm...oh - and I'll even greet newbies. and, ummm, no. thats it. I'm stuck now
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Evangeline Posted Jan 27, 2004
What is a cheese and pineapple toastie?
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Jan 27, 2004
hmmm, kinda difficult to explain. You get some cheese and some pineapple and stick it between two slices of bread and then toast it...only its not the same as toasting bread and then adding the filling....its kinda like cheese and pinapple on toast but different.
I have also heard to them referred to as 'brevilles' but only once, ever so that probably wont mean anything either
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Evangeline Posted Jan 27, 2004
I do that with tomatos or apples...once in a while just hot peppers and cheese. Gotta love toaster ovens
.
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Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. Posted Jan 27, 2004
yeah...cheese and apples nice...cheese apple and onion even better
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- 21: Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. (Jan 20, 2004)
- 22: Calamitea the tea drinking penguin (Jan 20, 2004)
- 23: Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. (Jan 20, 2004)
- 24: Calamitea the tea drinking penguin (Jan 20, 2004)
- 25: Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. (Jan 20, 2004)
- 26: Calamitea the tea drinking penguin (Jan 20, 2004)
- 27: Evangeline (Jan 21, 2004)
- 28: Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. (Jan 21, 2004)
- 29: Evangeline (Jan 21, 2004)
- 30: Calamitea the tea drinking penguin (Jan 22, 2004)
- 31: Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. (Jan 24, 2004)
- 32: Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} (Jan 24, 2004)
- 33: Evangeline (Jan 24, 2004)
- 34: rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) (Jan 24, 2004)
- 35: Evangeline (Jan 24, 2004)
- 36: Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. (Jan 27, 2004)
- 37: Evangeline (Jan 27, 2004)
- 38: Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. (Jan 27, 2004)
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- 40: Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing. (Jan 27, 2004)
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