This is the Message Centre for Rat, who can't remember his way round this bloody thing.
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Calamitea the tea drinking penguin Posted Feb 4, 2004
Too many people use the anonymity of the internet to be rude, mean and downright hateful.
I definitely try not to antagonize law enforcement officers...armed or not.
*is a penguin, not a bird brain* 
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Feb 4, 2004
That's probably a wise decision, Calamitea!
*hands over more *
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Calamitea the tea drinking penguin Posted Feb 4, 2004
Thanks, this one was almost cold.
*sips the dregs of the old and starts on the new *
Hmmm, I kind of wonder if anyone else is going to join this campaign. 
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Feb 4, 2004
They might, as long as they don't look too closely at the backlog...
Then again, how many ID's did you say you have? 
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Calamitea the tea drinking penguin Posted Feb 4, 2004
*is tempted to sweep backlog under the carpet*
Four IDs, last time I checked.
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Feb 4, 2004
Just pour on the backlog!
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Calamitea the tea drinking penguin Posted Feb 4, 2004
And, waste perfectly good ? 
*stuffs backlog in a convenient wardrobe*
That's sorted.
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Feb 4, 2004
Sorry, dunno what I was thinking! 
Well, enjoy your , my dear penguin. I'm off to bed soon, I think...
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Calamitea the tea drinking penguin Posted Feb 4, 2004
You have a good night, and try to get some rest.
I'll probably be buzzing around for a while until all the wears off.
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Most Wise Penguin Posted Feb 5, 2004
*enters*
So, this is where you've been. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to track a caffeinated penguin? Granted, the empty cups were a clue...
What is this place? It looks like a campaign headquarters or something... with all the buttons and posters all over the place.
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Feb 5, 2004
*rushes over to Most Wise with a Rat button, Rat t-shirt, and Rat towel*
Welcome! This is the campaign to make Rat an ACE again! Would you like to join our cause? He was very much a Wise ACE, if that helps sway your opinion...
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Most Wise Penguin Posted Feb 5, 2004
Rats?!
*jumps on chair*
*looks closely at button (is nearsighted)...*
Oh, well that's okay then. Not half as scary as the last rat I ran into(literally into).
*jumps down from chair*
I've been called a wise ace several times myself...
Sure, I'll join. A campaign with such cool towels can't be wrong. 
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Feb 5, 2004
Welcome, then! Help yourself to , 
, a 
, whatever suits your fancy...
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Most Wise Penguin Posted Feb 5, 2004
Thank you, for the warm welcome.
The look quite appetizing.
*plates a fish and finds comfy spot in which to roost while eating*
*eats fish*
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Feb 5, 2004
Another happy constituent! 
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Most Wise Penguin Posted Feb 5, 2004
*is a contented penguin*
Well, what do we do for amusement around here while we wait for Rat to be made an ACE?
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Feb 5, 2004
Well, you could explain why you were tracking Calamitea...
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Most Wise Penguin Posted Feb 5, 2004
Calamitea is rather addicted to . A thoroughly caffeinated penguin is a bit of a force to be reckoned with, especially for the unsuspecting. So, I was trying to track Calamitea before anyone got hurt.
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Feb 5, 2004
A respectable errand, friend penguin!
But now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to bed... I'm sure I'll see you later around campaign HQ...
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