h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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*crosseslegs*

(<pugpoochchimneycheese&gt



*crosses finge... uncrosses fingers to be able to type*

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*crosses his t's*

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*crosses the room, wonders what t's are*

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*explains that t's are the letter "t"*

*explains that if you don't cross them, they're more like l's*

*tries to think of something else to cross*

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*giggles at Arthbards crossed t's, and crosses her eyes again*

*crosses her heart*

(<raincoatgotohavechimneypuddle&gt

*wishes he could cross the ocean*

(<pugpuddlecheesemmmmmmm&gt

*feels crossed by unfair circumstances*

(<cheesepuddlechimneypurr&gt

*feels at circumstances*

Come on, elephant.

(<puddlepoochgotohaveraincoatsemprini&gt

*no good idea to solve the problem crosses her mind*

I'll let you know how he did when you come back.

*crosses fingers, clicks mouse to post using chin*

(<poochpoochpuddleraincoatgotohavechimney&gt

*crosses the streams (Ghostbuster reference)*

I hope he does well.

(<pugpuddlecheesechimneyraincoat&gt

*no recollection of streams crossed in Ghostbusters crosses mind*

He better.

(<puddlecheeseyumyumraincoat&gt

*remember crossing the streams was supposed to be a really bad thing, but they did it at the end to beat Gozer (or was it Zool, I forget)*

We can threaten to take away his peanuts...Or maybe we'd better be really nice to him.

(<pugpuddlecheesepuddleraincoatchimney&gt

*still no recollection*

I think a lot of s will do the trick.

(<puggotohavechimneyraincoatyumcheese&gt

* http://members.fortunecity.com/thundertb/gbusters/safety.wav *

*s Leeneh*

Oh, for the elephant?

(<pugpuddleraincoatchimneypurr&gt

*gets a 'data non valid' message*

*accepts and saves them for elephant*

(<purrraincoatchimneypurr&gt

*that's odd it works for me...okay then*

Egon: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Venkman: What?
Egon: Don't cross the streams.
Venkman: Why?
Egon: It would be bad.
Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing. Whattya mean "bad?"
Egon: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray: Total protonic reversal....
Venkman: Right, that's bad...OK.. important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

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*is sorry about being late, had a website customer over*

*pulls a blank from her memory banks*

(<puddlecheesechimneypurr&gt

*that's okay, Roadkill kept me busy*

*they were in the hotel, trying to catch the slimy, green ghost, when Egon tells them not to cross the streams. ring any bells?*

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*argh! my list isn't updating*

*no - it was a long time since last I watched it*