h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Watches 2Legs dance*
*wonders about calling the police*
*wonders about eating a cheese and pickle sandwich*
*wonders about the moral natures of *
*wonders about the political sensibilities of *
*wonders about the mystery of Rolf Harris*
*finds a pair of roller skates and puts them on*
*roller skates in slow lazy circles around the room*

Ah, now, this is fun. I don't care what the Government say. I just want to roller skate... ha ha ha....

Oooppsss... ha ha ha ... now I have done it...

Be careful! ::
all this fun going on the police might turn up at any Moment::R
ember fun is still outlawed

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!
Come and get me coppers!!
ha ha ha!
*Pod is joined by two roller skating with s on their backs. They begin a formation dance in figures of 8. It is an especially illegal and corrupting dance and very very much fun*



*Sheep: Baaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha Baaaaaaaaaaa aaaa aaaaaa ha ah*

*takes on figure of eight formation and joins in dancing around room ha ha ah ah ah ah aha h ah ah aha this is very illigal

Very illegal indeed
ha ha ha ha ha
Even more illegal than ing a without a permit from the council!

Even more illegal than putting a in the foreign secretary's favourite pudding bowl!


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Baaa baaa baa baaaa ba baaa baaa baa baa baa

What do we want?
Freedom for !
When do we want it?
Baaaaa!

Yes indeed, that is correct. We do want it baaaa. Not next Tuesday lunchtime. Not Friday afternoon when Watercolour Challenge is just finishing, but Baaaaaa!


baaaaaaaaa bnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aabbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaa abaaa abaaaaaaaaa




ha ha ha ha ha ha hah aha ha ha ha ha ahh aha ha ha ha

*continues dancing in formation
Begins talking to the rather pretty
Baaa baaa abbba? baaa baa, baaa? abaaa abaaa baaaaa? baaa baa baa baa baa aabaaa? baa baa baa! baaaaa! baa? baa baa! ha ha ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah a ha h ah a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ahha ha haha haha haha don't touch that with that watching, its illegal baa baa baa baa ba baaaa?

*wonders if pastors-to-be's wives are not supposed to sleep *

Sleeping's fine, as is talking of sleeping... What I probaly shouldn't have mentioned was something different... (*Doing* is fine...After all, pastor's families should have children, I just probably shouldn't have told you guys ) (Does that clear it up, Ottox? Nothing like slang and innuendos to confuse someone who hasn't been speaking English ever since learning to talk... if it doesn't, could someone else field this one, please?)

Oh, and welcome back, Pod! I'd you, but you're going too fast...

I've NO idea what you're talking about!

I'll try one more time before someone else'll have to try...Ottox, what causes children...?

Too much ... eh... sleep?

How would I know? I haven't got any!

Is it cheese and pickle sandwiches?

*rolls past leaving a trail of... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .............. ............................. ...

I thought it was pissing off the stork


()

Hmm, what causes children to what? Hmm, Children, Hmmm,
*thinks
Children hmm,
sugar and spice? Hmm, ahh! oh, no

*decides to leave the children-generating discussion strictly alone*

Ottox, you've got mail...

And since he's the only one that's expressed any interest in a photo, he's the only one that got one

Children-generating::: ah haa: your talking about making children run on tread mills to generate electricity

Richard Whitely, the enormously talented and world famous british television personality gets his children to generate electricity for him like that. Or was that Derek Whitely who lives next door? I can't remember now. I remember the old Barry Manilow song- Children of the Night. That was about generating children. "Children of the night, you make my house shine so bright". It was very moving.

I can't help feeling I've got the rong end of the stick

*rolls eyes* What have I started? For this alone I shouldn't have said anything last night...