h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi
I am known here (affectionately?) as The Dragonlady.
I am nobody in particular, just me. And that is how it should be.
I thought I would pop 'round and say hello, as I saw you were on-line.
It is very nice to meet you.
You are welcome to stop by my little page anytime.
Perhaps we will talk to you again sometime.
Karen

Hi, Dragonlady. I just had a look at your page. My family used to have chickens when I was younger(not to eat, just as pets). We don't have them anymore, though we did end up with a rooster my sister brought home a few months ago. He, unfortunately, has since disappeared, though. We used to have rabbits, too, but not anymore.

Thank-You for stopping by! I am honored.
We are getting a bunch more chickens in the spring. Half of them will be for the freezer next year, and the other half will be pets. I believe we will be able to winter them next year.
We were given two piglets last week, too. They are so cute and pink! People around here think it's awfully funny that my boyfriend (being a cop) is going to be raising piglets!
The "Pig" raising piglets?! Get it?! Ha ha ha! (Sorry! I am a little delerious from being over-tired.)
Maybe we will talk again sometime?
Karen

Oh, a "pig" raising piglets? Of course, if he wants to complete the image, he should by some stock in Dunkin' Donuts and drive around in a police car...Actually, he probably does drive around in a police car, what with being a cop and all, but the Dunkin' Donuts stock may be something to think about.

I can't, for the life of me. get this guy to take a bite from a doughnut!
It was his son's idea to raise pigs. He has a wry sense of humor, that one.


Take care!
Karen

What?...Not eat doughnuts?...But...But that...I don't understand...That doesn't make sense...Doughnuts are...How could anyone not eat a doughnut? Is there some strange bone marrow disease I don't know about that causes doughnut allergies or something?

says he doesn't want to be a stereotypical cop!



Our kids all LOOOVE doughnuts, though!

Karen

Oh, okay...Maybe he can eat bagels or something, instead. Of course, if he *really* wants to avoid stereotypes, he could stop wearing the uniform. That would set him apart from the rest.

Hey! Good idea!
I've been rather busy trying to get him to "let his hair down", and not be so conservative. Now, if I could just get him to try NOT wearing clothes altogether, he might understand what true freedomof expression is!
My only question is.....
Where could he pin his badge?

Karen

Taking away his clothes might help persuade him to "let his hair down," assuming, of course, that said hair is long enough to cover any bits that might cause embarassment. Oh, and he could fasten the badge in his hair with a bow or something.

Yes!
Those little dangly bits can be very amusing, when looked at in the right way!
I don't think the bow would qualify as regulation, though.
Karen

Well...It doesn't *have* to be a bow. It could be some kind of a clip or something...Or, if all else fails, a bottle of superglue might just do the trick.

I wouldn't want to be the one who places it in the correct place.
Would you
Karen

Umm...No. I don't think I would. If you just stick an ad in the classifieds, though, you're sure to find someone who doesn't mind.

How many animals can you fit into a pair of Pantyhose???


Now, think about it.............. Ready?


ARE YOU SURE ????????????






Answer:
10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, an unknown
number of
hares, possibly some crabs, and a fish no one can find.

Karen

Really? Wow. That must be a pretty big pair of pantyhose to fit all of those animals. Or possibly the animals are just very, very small and...Wait... *ponders alternate possibilities*

Karen

Hm...A message about panyhose with a subjet heading that says "farm animals..." This is starting to sound like some spam messages I've seen.

SPAM?!
Never in a million years! I hate the stuff! Ate too much of it when I was young!
Karen

Never in a million years? What about after a million years? Like a million and one years...Well, obviously, it'd probably be pretty difficult to eat spam - or anything else for that matter - if you were a million and one years old, but would you consider it?