h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"How will I ever get out of this?" Paulh moaned as he struggled against the handcuffs that were trapping him in a dungeon in his cellar.

"You don't need to," came a voice from behind him. It was the Cloak of
Magic Realism. "You aren't really in your cellar, as your mobile home hasn't got one."

"Why does it seem so real to me, then?" Paulh demanded.

"You are part of one of Fluffy Pink Rabbit's delusions. Just say to yourself three times: "I don't have a cellar. Betty Boop was really Olive Oyl. I am actually still sitting on the futon next to Fluffy Pink Rabbit."

Paulh did as he was instructed, and behold he was sitting next to FPR. He was about to scold the rabbit when he was distracted by the sound of hoofbeats outside. Looking out the window, he saw Count Bronski on his horse Froufrou. A moment later, the doorbell rang. It was Anna Karenina. She rushed in and kissed Paulh passionately. "One last kiss before you die, Paulh," she said after the kiss.

"Die? Why me?" Paulh exclaimed.

"My husband and my lover are both mad at you for seducing me," she said demurely. "You will fight simultaneous duels with Count Bronski and my husband in one hour..."

I'm still debating where to hold the duel. Sin City or the outer space canteen in "Star Wars." Decisions, decisions!

[Amy P]

combine the 2 - sinwars starcity and have the duel in there

I'm thinking, I'm thinking........