h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, Klein bottles are so cool Contents on the inside *and* the outside

So we're actually in the boottle too. So why are we bothering to pour it?

If i pass out now, and don't ask the obvious question, will it make life any easier? or understandible?

If life were simple enough that we could understand it, we'd be so simple that we couldn't.

* giggles *

*entirely unprofound, if we find what we look for have we found, it or is it just a found item, and not an item we were looking to find, from the perspective of the item itself rather than that of teh person who has a found item, who can therefore no longer be described as the person looking for the item, in reference to its self existance? nighthoover goodnight, all, i think...

:::WARNING::: *Never* try to drink straight from a Klein bottle (unless you have four dimensional lips )

*swims inside and outside of the bottle*

glug

Not that there's a difference

glug

Night all

* wakes up and puts the on *

have a nice lay in? I was up at quater to nine, so even I managed a bit of a lay in today Oh, is that coffee nearly ready yet?

I certinly feel better for some sleep! It was however bitterly cold here last night and I had to get up to put the heating on. The frost hs not melted yet and its late lunch time!

* passes the *

Well you certainly deserved a good long sleep, after all those early mornings during the week must be a hard frost... Christmass must nearly be here now all we need is a bit of snow
*drinks

* sips *

Snow next weekend would be good - then I would be back from work and could not go to my parents on the grounds of being snowed in

can't you just find another excuess if you don't want to go? I'm popping off now to do a bit more packing/work, and get an actual coffee :: Back soon, probably

Suggestions on a postcard please ...

Mudslide, earthquake, alien abduction, hurricane, tornado, being struck by lightning, petrol rationing, toxic spill, can't find your car keys, can't remember where they live, have to milk the cows at the farm next door whilst the farmer goes to Trinidad for Christmas, you just found out that the two remaining Beatles are playing in your village hall on Christmas day, along with BobDylanDavidBowieEltonJohnBBKingDollyPartonKinkyFriedmanTheLondonSymphonyOrchestra, you joined a death cult, you got invited to somewhere you're actually going to have some fun
LHG

Sorry, I won't be able to attend this Christmas, I have been requested to drinks at Tony's house. yes, the president...

Did somebody say "snow?"

Snow is a four-letter word. People who croon about wanting a
"white Christmas" fall into one of three categories: 1. Snowplow
operators who can be forgiven their preferences because they
need to make a living; 2. Entertainers who are just trying to make
a living by giving audiences the kind of music they ask for;
or 3. ing idiots. Most such people fall into category 3,
sad to say.