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Post 101

Z Phantom Posted Nov 25, 2003

i'll have to check that one with my biology teacher.

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Post 102

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Nov 25, 2003

Don't listen to your biology teacher!!!! They're in league with the alien psychic vampires you fool!

Did you know it's them who make the holes in the tops of milkbottles.

The govenment covers it up, saying it's birds. But I know it's the alien psychic vampires. Oh I know.

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Post 103

Serephina Posted Nov 25, 2003

have they not changed your medication yet dear?

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Post 104

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Nov 25, 2003

No!

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Post 105

Serephina Posted Nov 25, 2003

there there it'll all be ok..

'quietly phones 999'

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Post 106

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Nov 25, 2003

*sniff* thankyou...

*sings the 'they're coming to take me away haha' song*

Ha ha hee hee ho ho tee hee!

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Post 107

Serephina Posted Nov 25, 2003

how you been anyway? youre mighty quiet lately..

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Post 108

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Nov 25, 2003

yes. Damned RL. I had a project to finish by yesterday, I managed to get a merit for my stuff which was cool though. So it's all good.

*puts a milk bottle under a box kept half up by a stick with a piece of string attached, then grabs the string and hides behind a tree*

This'll get 'em. Oh yes.... *deranged cackle*

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Post 109

Jordan Posted Dec 2, 2003

'...im geordie alcohols part of my DNA'

That's an absolutely classic quote.

[Knocks out an alien psychic vampire masquerading as a starling with his umbrella.]

- Jordan

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Post 110

Z Phantom Posted Dec 3, 2003

yep and i thought of it myself.

you still hav'nt told me how you got bach yet.

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Post 111

Jordan Posted Dec 4, 2003

I went to the library, where they have all Bach's inventions...

I've explained it on my home page, on a thread called 'AT'03 - Finally...' or something similar.

And how are you?

- Jordan

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Post 112

Jordan Posted Dec 4, 2003

I think I helped with an article about blonde jokes when I started here...

- Jordan

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Post 113

Z Phantom Posted Dec 4, 2003

you know i meant back. i was actually typing that on a handheld pocket pc. so it's not my fault, i just have fat fingers.

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Post 114

Jordan Posted Dec 5, 2003

I know, but I couldn't resist the pun...

I don't have fat fingers, but I certainly don't have fast enough fingers! Which is infuriating when I want to play something in 'Allegro' or worse on the piano!

- Jordan

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Post 115

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Dec 5, 2003

*admires Jordan's question dodging capability and cautiously taps sparrow with a foot*

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Post 116

Jordan Posted Dec 5, 2003

I'm told it's a natural aptitude of mine.

Who's been drinking my milk? Look, there's only enough left for one glass!

- Jordan

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Post 117

Serephina Posted Dec 5, 2003

Evening

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Post 118

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Dec 5, 2003

sssshhhh..... it might wake up.

*begrudginly offers a pint from her personal store*

Evenin' officer.

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Post 119

Jordan Posted Dec 5, 2003

[Hands over some for the delectation of the fine ladies.]

It's Austrian!

Uh-oh... Jordan's eyes are twitching! Time for him to go home and rest!

- Jordan

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Post 120

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Dec 5, 2003

*eats half of choc.... then hides the other half where Serephina can't find it for her later delectation*

Good luck with the eyes! And wrap your head in tinfoil incase of the psychic alien vampire (gremlin gamemasters)

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101: Z Phantom (Nov 25, 2003)
102: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Nov 25, 2003)
103: Serephina (Nov 25, 2003)
104: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Nov 25, 2003)
105: Serephina (Nov 25, 2003)
106: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Nov 25, 2003)
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108: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Nov 25, 2003)
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