h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I want some of my h2g2 friends to stop by at a moment's notice

After all, pretty soon, I won't have to arrange time off work! And it looks like none of the planned visits are goiing to work out... I doubt very much if I'll have the energy for the Garlic Meet, the Rolling Meet that GT and Ben were going to do fizzled, and it doesn't look like 2legs will have funds and time to fly over at the same time (won't have funds unless he gets a job, and won't have time for a decent length visit if he gets a job...)

I do seem to remember being asked once or twice if we were together, Tac (Probably only remember because at that point, I hadn't seen Tom for a week, hadn't talked to him for half a week, and was missing him..)

yes I remeber someone asking if we were married...and you going something "I don't think Tom would like that"

my answering machine usualy changes quite a bit sometimes it's just a regular message other times it can be things

"shhhhh they will hear us...please get help...I am trapped and the sheep are going to get me... oh no they found us!!!! AAAAHHHHHH baaaaaaa"
or one time it was simplye

"YYYYAAAAAYYYY" and another it was

" ummm I can't come to the phone right now I am a little busy...hey somebody got some TP"

and many other strange things


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Now, why don't those messages surprise me the least little bit?

I don't know.... is that a trick question?


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Is it supposed to be surprising that you
don't have toilet paper?

I liked the one about being quiet
so the sheep wouldn't hear you.
That was !

ya that one was pretty good...till work called looking for me one day (I was oncall so I had to go into work) evidently everyone on shift down in NJ called into hear for themselfs..


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Yep, that's what I would've done if I'd been
on shift in NJ. Wait, if I was on shift in NJ,
I would spend every waking moment trying to
escape from NJ.

yes...escape would be good


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Well, that was very informative...

which part


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I don't remember, and I'm not going back through the backlog to find out.

ah I see how it is


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See how what is?

(short memory, here)

it


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What's *it*?

a pronoun



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Oh.


Tag - You're "it"!

nope I am not it I'mm tac


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Then why am I ing?

exersise


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