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Post 141

MaggyW

And what are you doing on Christmas day? I'll definitely be on line some time so we can chat if you're around.

smiley - star


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Post 142

beanfoto

So far, the only thing I know I'l be doing, is going to the park at 19:30 with my class of mainly girl 12 - 15 year olds.
For a barbie.
They're cooking.
Oh, and I'll looking at Chinese girls, all day.
I may be managering for my flatmate at a gig after that.
Will try to get online,but I don't know when.


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Post 143

MaggyW

For a barbie? I presume you mean charcoaled tofu and not a Barbie doll?! smiley - smiley

How do you eat a vegan barbie? Do they have red peppers out there??


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Post 144

friendlywithteeth

smiley - whistle tunelessly having nothing constructive to say...


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Post 145

MaggyW

I thought you'd quit for Christmas. Actually it's always nice to have you around


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Post 146

friendlywithteeth

Me? Would I? smiley - winkeye


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Post 147

MaggyW

Hey Beanfoto! How was the barbie?

I tried to log on on Christmas morning to say 'hello' but the Internet was having none of it. 'Bog off and get on with life' it said...so I did. Had a wonderful time.

My mum's arriving for five days this afternoon. How dirty the house always gets the moment she's about to turn up. It must be witchcraft!


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Post 148

friendlywithteeth

yeah: stop skiving off smiley - tongueoutsmiley - winkeye


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Post 149

beanfoto

O.K. which is it, your mother's a witch or Gollum?


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Post 150

beanfoto

Hippy Nude Year to all our Readers!


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Post 151

beanfoto

I'm just back from Guilin.
I saw foreigners in Yuan Shan and had to stop myself from grabbing my good friend's sleeve and whispering Lao Wai.
And it's weird to see blonde kids.


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Post 152

beanfoto

Guess " I'm turning into a Chinese,
I'm turning into a Chinese, I really think so"


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Post 153

beanfoto

You look taller from here...


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Post 154

MaggyW

I remember coming back from China in 1980 and thinking everyone looked really weird.

I also remember asking the stewardess on the BA flight for a gin and tonic...she said 'How long have you been in there?' and I said 'Six weeks.'

'Have a double,' she said...

I caught a bit of 'Mao Graham Norton' on TV last night - he was in Shanghai and the place is nothing like I remembered. Quite extraordinary. Wonder if it still has cockroaches the size of my hand..

Oh...and it's just ***'s law and my Mum. I'm just not as clean as she is. She cleaned the entire kitchen and bathroom while she was here...and I nearly resented it. No, I tell a lie, I DID resent it because I felt judged as 'a bad woman' but then I got over it when I realised that I didn't have to clean either for weeks now! smiley - smiley


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Post 155

beanfoto

So let the place get reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally dirty and invite her back!


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Post 156

beanfoto

I can tell.


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Post 157

beanfoto

That should have been preceded by " You're not a bad woman"


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Post 158

beanfoto

Even from this distance.


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Post 159

MaggyW

smiley - blush

I don't think I've got the guts to invite her back when the place is filthy (not that I'm actually admitting to it's EVER being filthy!) Good idea though...

Did you miss your family over Christmas? And how was that barbeque?


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Post 160

beanfoto

Yes I did, but the 8 12 year old girls who came to the park slated my paternal feelings.
And the barbie turned out to be 5 candles.
And they made me, a Buddhist, tell them the Christmas story.
I enjoyed watching them play, and playing with them tho'.
Chinese kids get very little chance to play after they reach 6 or 7. They work them too hard, and forget that they need social skills too.


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