h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*frowns*

What happened to your name?

He got modded

*chucks a blanket over Cal and taps him on the head with a spatula (just for coninuity between all my threads ) *

*blinks*

*continuity even

*sulks heroically*

I'm bored of being the unwilling bride now. Can I be a hero instead? I want to play with bran flakes too.

scruff x

*blows up something in the corner*

JAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

I Haf told you before to stop blowing things up for the sheer hell off it

Umm, Scruff, what don't you get about the whole unwilling aspect? But here, have theese

*hands scruff a a few boxes of a well known brand of branflakes*

yeeeeeeeeey thank you *runs off with boxes shaking them gleefully*

scruff x

*scowls at reef and strokes his latest explosive device ( ) *

Jack put zat avay and ze explosive device

So, if she's the heroine now, what does that make me?

s'alright i'm still the unwilling bride i just have a fun project is all.

scruff x

*tries to get the bucket off his head*

If you let me out of the cage I can help with the bucket.

ok



you have to direct me though I can't see

OK. Stand on your right leg and take three hope to the right, then crawl four feet forwards and there seems to be an intriguing button on the floor which looks like it would be best to hit it with a bucket.

*follws the instructions and headbutts the button*

*watches the clamp flick over and smack the bucket*

Ouch