h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*finds himself caught in the cage too*

Ooh bonus

Vell done Jack, and it didn't explode vich is a surprise

Ah well thats because I havent pressed THIS button yet *finger hovers over it*

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Nein!!!

*Rugby tackles Jack away from the button*

Ve haf only juzt finished repaing ze lair after your lazt experiment, you know Herr TB dosen't vant to keep footing ze repair billz

*flings a date stamp at Jack, but it bounces back off the cage*



*spots his fellow cage-ee*

Hello! *whispers*Can you give me a hand doing the heroic escape thing?

*lies on the ground looking at Reef*

Well I say! It wasnt meant to blow up the WHOLE place! and he did say experiment with branflakes to gunpowder

Now do you mind awfully getting off me?

*shakes*


but i'm not good at the hero thing


i'm scared of everything

pssst!

Try hitting the red lever with your date stamp!

*laughs in a manic way*

The red lever, the red lever? Mwuahahahahahahahah! THE RED LEVER SHE THINKS! *snorts unattractively then stops* Yes well, err Reef could you? *gestures* err just so I can move a bit here

Juzt stay avay from ze explozive buttons, Herr TB iz very dizappointed in you blowing up hiz beautiful zecret hideout

*Gets off Jack but continues to glare at him*

Gott und Himmel, ze boy needs to see Prof Krackenhead to cure him off hiz explozion mania

*pulls himself up*

BOOM!

Ack not again

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!

Get yourzelf to Prof Krackenhead's office now!!!

Ack that boy vill be ze death of uz

*looks at the clearing puff of smoke*

It was only a little one. I was merely testing the branflakes experiment!

Do ve need exploding breakfast zereal, vhy muzt you blow everyzink up

Well I was asked bt TB to do that!

*holds his nose and waves his hand infront of his face*


Are you sure that was just a little one?

Maybe you should both see Prof Krackenhead

*picks up the date stamp and throws it at the red lever*