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About 12 or 13 physically but mentally younger.

The is a mexican black velvet and she used to scare the sh*t out of me when we first got her. Although I have never held her I have stroked her leg and will open the tank and give her water - house spiders are a doddle now! I have always believed you should face your fears

13/14, emm they are the worst years

The last spider i encounted was so large (one of those house spider thingies) that i threw a shoe at it, and it threw it back

Isn't he old enough for a young offenders institute yet??

I used to screaming from the room if there was so much as a medium sized but now I can use a for the larger ones and a tissue to remove medium sized.

Annie (the arachnid) used to be in a tank on a shelving unit in the hallway - the funniest thing was when a police officer stopped to see what was in the tank and ran out the house like a girl when he spotted the spider!!!! They were leaving (after taking a statement) and the other office had a large wet patch at the top of his trousers where one of our cats drooled all over him!!

You must have come online just as i signed out

I think its 16+ for young offenders, younger than that all they will keep doing is saying what a bad boy he is, and slap his wrist

Thats called police harassment, how could you let that happen to the nice coppers

I dont mind , except when they are above my side of the bed on the ceiling, so you try to flick it and miss and now its on the bed..............somewhere

That occassion when they were taking statements (and )it was down to a local thug who tried to break into a car and when hubby told him to clear off he tried to stab hubby and made threats to kill me and burn our house down... luckily the coppers showed up while he was still mouthing off! Next day he was back down our road again - he has since regretted his actions due to some 'local pressure'

I had a spider under a pint glass in my bedroom for a week once - I was too scared to do anything with it

Boo for it being that time of day... everyone else I work with is busy going home and I am stuck here until 6pm !

I just posted to you and it didnt appear

sever too busy sh*t again

Now its 'this page cant be displayed'

I keep getting the page cannot be displayed issue -aaarrrggghhhh

Was the still alive when you took the glass off it

Don't ask me... I wasn't the one who moved it!!!

This site is a right pain at the mo - 5 attempts to post anything!

Its probably looking for you right now

Yea i know this delay cr*p is doing my head in, think i might sign out in a bit

Mmmm - I wonder how many skins she has shed and how big she is now - I hope she hasn't been weight training (in preparation for lifing the glass if she gets caught again)... Oh my god ... this could be a real vendetta thing... I might find a crickets head in my bed or something

It's been a long day - think I need to go home!!! 25 mins and counting!

The is no doubt terrorising somebody else now

I am so tired and my neck aches but the Chili Peppers were excellent on Saturday and worth every twinge!!!

Chili's were good then

I hope your neck aches though headbanging and nothing else

My headbangers neck is almost gone now but I am feeling old now , used to back so much quicker!!!

So do you look like the kinda guy that plays drums and is into heavy rock or have you gone respectable?

I tried talking to him the other night but didn't get very far and he is now 'punishing' me by drinking every day this week and refusing to eat meals with me.
(This is an old arguement; I like to sit down and have a 'family' meal every day but he say why should he eat when he is not hungry. So I end up eating alone - which I hate - and he drinks on an empty stomach).
I think he is beyond listening to be honest. He never used to be this unreasonable and I am not sure who he is anymore. I am now 90% certain that a divorce is the answer for me (once I feel secure enough in work to support myself)

Blimey, it doesnt sound too good at the mo , drinking on an empty belly is a definate no no, you need to ask him how much he values the marriage and does he want it to work, from his response it will give you a better idea of where you stand

When i played the drums in the bands i was in then yes, long hair, scruffy, bikers jacket, jeans and t-shirts, blistered fingers, quite muscular and being 6ft 4in, was never messed with, i was the nutter of the band.

Alas now, still 6ft 4in, muscular-ish, not as well built as i was, short hair slightly spiked, softish fingers, tidy-ish, still t-shirts and mainly jogging bottoms, i still play the drums but at home now not in a band, those days are well gone, alcohol did take a toll on me really, still a nutter but with 3 kids a big soft nutter, i am still quite fit as i did Aikido for over 20 years, so there you go

What about you, any photos on here that i can laugh at, ooops i mean look at

I don't think even he knows where he stands! It is beginning to feel as though I live with a truculent child instead of an equal. It's got to that point where I can't even casually mention my concerns without him putting up defences! My instincts are telling me to but my tells me to stay... I think it will take something drastic to get us to a point where we can try to sort this out and if that has to be me asking for a divorce then so be it.

Sorry to say there are no pictures - I am still learning about this internet thing and have not sussed bits like that out yet! Are there any of you?

I still look as I ever did just with longer hair - I have enough hair for 2 people and it's mad curly.. only been growing it 22 years! I always leaned towards the goth look but I'm a hippy at weekends - I did mellow but recently I seem to be all about conflict and rebellion again - since finding out I am losing my job I am at work in black jeans and my Dark Side of the Moon T-shirt surrounded by people in suits ... but no one has challenged me

What will be, will be alas.

Nope, no pics of me either, i havent a clue how to even put pics on here, wife has a digi camera but the software wont load

So closest i can get to is this