h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

2legs, for when you get up..

latest on news, there is a email doing the rounds , saying they've caught bin laden, its got a bad virus hidden in it, on no account should it be opened

I never open Emails unless I can confirm the adress it came from is one I'll accept: From friends, or offical mail from E.G., My wine Merchants, shops I use online etc

I've just checked on Google, taken 23 secs, page 1 of 10 of 111,000,000 sites for Brian, put sign on front door "there are 111,000,000 Brian's on the internet, none of them live f-in here"

maybe I could do a search for Brian and Cambridge....

it would come under "spruce"

I am the real Spruce!

I'm Sprucacus

I'm the real Slim Shadey!

whose him???

I am Tony Curtis!

I'm not!

Neither am I! fooled you!

shucks!! April 1st again, caught out

Is it April the 1st again then?

being an idiot, its always April 1st for meback later, son wants an hour on comp'

You are an idiot too? What a coincidence, I am too! see ya later, I ought to go get on with this damn cleaning .... maybe a bit more to eat first though

ye olde saying..Great minds think alike, fools seldom differ. What a good job we're both geniuses

So true I'm bored.... to early to do dinner.... I hate Sundays I'm not that keen on the rest of the week either though

I am Sugar, and I left my ukelele in the train.

Turned out nice again?