h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't worry dave, its all for the best that it ends this way.

Brian? Didn't he mow himself down in his own Mercedes the other day?

I don't know, I really don't know.... Hal, open the hatchway.

If I remember correctly it was all over the news because it was a stupid thing to do.

I can't Dave!

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I an't do that. how the heck did 'Dave' get into this/ ?

co's Brian can't get passed hal

I'm sorry Brian, I'm afraid your not Dave. is Arnold Silvestry in the building? Where is Kirk Patrick? is he Billy ?

dunt know, but there's Patrick Fitzwilliam or is it William Fitzpatrick

Oh here is Joe, and there is his garage Oh dear I'm being subliminally influenced by the CD I'm listening to

I'm Spartacus

No! I'm sparticus!

so there's two of me then!???

Two of you? That is coooool..

*Says Brian the as he hops down the lane chewing a carrot*

the lanes chewing a carrot, marvelous what they can do now-a-days

*looks at the Prof*..

Don't mock the afflicted darling.. *hic*

only to myselfmock that is

me tooo!!..

nips into bedroom for a drink this time

*giggles*..