h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I can explain everything.

Right, A. this is the first letter of the alphabet, as in a beer.
B. thing that buzzes.
C. big blue wet thing that splashes on the beech.
D. just like a letter.
E. Drug, dance, trance rave maan.
F. A letter like D only different.
G. supprize, as in 'g that s huge'
H. a letter like D and F, only differnet.
I. me, often found in conjunction with 'king', as in 'the king and I'.
J. smoke.
K. Pardon?
L. a letter like D F etc., only different.
M. Drool, mmmm that looks nice.
N. a letter like m but different, and not at all like the letter H.
o. supprize, as in 'O, that whip looks sturdy.'
p. urination, see mitchuration.
Q. Unique game invented by the English, like cricket but with more standing around and less balls and bats involved.
R. Suprrize, as in 'oo r, thats a carrot and a half'.
S. A letter like several other letters only different.
T. a drink best produed in Darjeeling region of the world, and which should not be consumemd with milk or sugar.
U. The person who never got mentioned in 'the king and I'.
V. Rude sign.
W. the first letter fo r the word Wisky.
X. notation used to signify burried treasure.
Z. a letter who's existance is only justified on teh basis of apricots.

*is thoroughly enlightened*

But...... what about Y?

Ahh, and so the observent members of the class are observent. Good. very good. Excellent. Good observation. Well spotted. Congradulations. Win the award for 'smart arse'. Well done.

Now, of course, as the more diligent of you may have noticed the absence of the letter Y was not only intential, but intentially intential, and quite intential and absecce at that.

Y. as in 'Big Brother, y?'

Y is not any longer in the English alphabet..a memo came down about that ages ago.Where were ou? I didn't slip up there..

I was reading in the lavatory.

Sorr... I mean in the lavator.

Its all feesible withing the laws of welking and overwelkgin and can be put down to inexplicible deterioations in teh oaches of the shark which comeths frot on the top of teh table top on the sid eof the ochean, the ultimate answer is not, repat packaged neartly into a small beard.

Have you found number 16 yet?

No, But I found the person again who was asking for it, he is still wondering up and down the raod asking everyone where it is.... I think the giant Elk standing in front of, and thereby obscuring the house numbers of several houses up the road, may have something to do with the failture to find the house numbered number 16

FUN WITH BABEL FISH

Ok... here's what I've translated so far.

Krabatt: "Satan is not skilful the trousers, but a red underskirt. Ah, the dilletantes in the hell... they are outrement impossible."

2legs: "They and one serpant with gift my club-footed."
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Krabatt: "They do not know anything."
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Krabatt: "behind the hand. Forgive me, Madam, but you have trompee. A prince of black does not exist. Perhaps Betsy works for Principezza de Buio, Santana."

'Outrement' ça veut dire un peu, non beaucoup, de l'airs sans substance comme temps de l'air mais sans parfum.

Pardonnez-moi messiers et mesdames par avez vous any vendredi soir feeling? Je seem to have lost mine.A ce moment je feel as mort as un dodeux..

Bon tejan bon tejan, et unne tejan avec mon bot, en suis en poisen la atrial tejan de la lane.

Excuesse moi:
J'ai dans ma main la main qui tient l'aspirateur, mais la main qui est cela qui tient l'aspirateur plus n'est pas puissamment n nécessairement la main qui,
en tenant l'aspirateur, oublie que tout le serpants. les serpants sont dans le legue avec les welks, et les welks savent pas de la main qui tient l'aspirateur
mais seulement en nature de leur abstention occupée par goût de cela qu'ils rendent le manafold et le considèrent obscurément de la manière de ceux appelés
betsy qui font le pantalon pour tout sauf ceux qui ne les portent pas.

Count Zero! Ou est vous? Traduissez, s'il vous plaît.

The only French phrase I know I learned from a cartoon called Freakazoid.

"Qui a coupé le fromage?"

Zut alors!

Tout le monde parle Français, non? Maman fume une pipe et papa regarde la television. C'est normal pour un Vendredi soir.

He ne comprenez pas Francies je parle un pue je famme, je voudrais en salle et mangee. ou et la salle de bans?

Bof!

déme que una cerveza ahora acosa la cara why woulnd't the barman serve me when I told him that?