h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Townies must die, townies must die, townies must die, townies must die, townies must die, etc. etc. etc.

Hear hear, all I can say to that is..well said. (I hope you've taken a look at my article..I'm sure you'll like).

ahhhhhhh. no. but thank you for reminding me, i knew there was something..........ahhhhhh my brain is too clogged with townie hating thoughts to think of anything else. i shall read it now!
peace out
T

WOW! that's incredible you have managed to get the group i hate........i.e townies (grrrrrrr.....hisssss) and the group i love i.e goths (the nice quiet tame ones that love to read and just happen to like the colour black of course ) except i'm not really in a group, because i'm kinda, sorta the only goth in my village/v.small town and kinda just hang out with my rather strange and very very individual (well that's one way of describing them) friends........so do i count?
peace out
T

Admittedly, I went a bit easy on the scum...perhaps I should add a more abusive tone to the townies bit...after all...they are indeed the lowest form of life in the world

and be nice to goths!!!!!!! lol

I do admit that I could only take the p**s a very small amount...as most goths I know are far too nice to deserve abuse..I guess I was talking about the half-goth teenagers who just wear black and think their hard cause they say they're satanists (as opposed to real goths...who all seem really nice..if a little different)

how would you class your good self then? or have u no class? are you just one of those really lucky people called true individuals? am i ever going to stop asking questions? lol
peace out
T

I try to avoid falling into simple classification..and would love to call myself an individual...but generally end up being bundled into the indie kid or metal head section of society (although i'm not a massive metal fan). I guess really I am an individual (not many Belle and Sebastian fans in my neck of the woods) but can occasionally be seen observed hanging around with a mixture of goths, metalheads, indie kids and the occasional freak (I like freaks...freaks rock).
I guess I'm just the general 'mildly liked outcast' caste of society...which suits me to a tee (as long as those damn townies mind their own business...one reason I go to Burger King when in need of fast food (obviously..i use the word food very loosely)).

heh, u get good people to hang with, i'd give anything for a few indie kids. mind you i love my friends to bits, they are all crazy (an attribute you have to have to be a friend of mine) let's see......my friends consist of......a skateboarder, couple of skaters, two rugby lads, woogey(who can not be given a description due to total insanity and a fear of mini cheddars) and a computer geek called Rob. as for hanging out at burger king well i would love to do that just to growl at townies but unfortunatley we don't have one so instead my hang out is...............(dun duh duh) the local computer shop with rob talking mostly about lil flashing lights and stopping him from working, and the local drama club being dramery. yay! anyway i am enjoying myself which means i am probably incoherently babbling soit's time to shut up.
peace out
T

What the hell is a woogey (and how can anyone not like mini cheddars)?

Anyway, I wouldn't say I hang out at burger king...I prefer to actually have somewhere to go if I leave the house (hanging out never quite appealed to me...it seems like too much of a townie type thing to do).
I have to say that I feel sorry for you, living in a town without indie must be terrible. And it's good to find another person in life who's main pleasure comes from incoherent babbling (it is fun isn't it) and there was no need to shut up because of it. I also admire the fact that you pulled off using the word dramery despite it clearly not existing in the english language...well done. As for crazy friends...we all have them...they're cool...I have my own fair share (and I think I have someone elses fair share again...I'm can be very selfish at times

lol i pride myself on using words that don't actually exist! but u see it is an art, u can't contiously think up words, u just have to accidentaly put down a random non english dictionary word for want of a better one due to slightly rubbish vocabulary. I also like the word random and use it wherever possible even if it doesn't make sense. i also like not making sense.
I think there are no indie kids here because i live in a lil welsh village next to a lil welsh town and we've only managed to evolve townies, skaters and rugby boys, i get to be a goth coz i come from England, yay!!! but i am yet to be joined in my monochromatic ways coz methinks most people are scared of being lynched by said evil townies, which would not happen as u only have to threaten to 'accidentally' spill black nail varnish on their precious adidas or kappa trousers and they'll run a mile. mwahahahahahahahaha! but they do have a weapon! oh yes! that horrible noise thay call music is true scarliness! but enough, i will have nightmares no doubt.
peace out
T

Great use of the word monochromatic in there..And as for living in wales being an excuse for not having any indie kids, that's a load of horse c**k. (incidentally, I'm half welsh, and damn proud). Wales happens to be home of one of my favourite indie bands (Super Furry Animals) and aparently (so I hear) as a great indie scene (I mean, they are responsible for a band called Gorky's Zygotic Mynci (or monkey, depending on where you read it)).
In sort...Wales Rocks

i stand corrected! but u see there's Cardiff and then there's Cardigan where i come from, and here if it isn't s club 7, stereophonics or summat with a really irritating, continuous, thumping beat then it just doesn't exist. and i totaly agree wales does rock (apart from the rain obviously) just not the little corner i inhabit. actually i have my welsh oral tomorrow which should be fun (haaaaaaaaaah ha ha ha ha ha ha (manic laughter)) which half of you is welsh then? (stupid question number 1,9867)
gotta go
peace out
T

And I proffer..stupid answer number 1,9867, the right side...
(da dum cha (a pale imimtation of a drum and cymbal crash type thing))
In reality, my Dad is Welsh,born and raised in Pontypridd, and good luck with the oral. It seems like your town has appalingly bad musical taste..but still, I'm sure there's some secret fans of goood music out there in Cardigan somewhere. What part of Wales is it then? Down in the valleys?

i'm from a nice and secluded part of south west wales called Cardigan (majorly wicked coming from a town named after a kind of jumper says i) well i actually live in the village next door called st.dogmaels (great a town named after a jumper AND a village that sounds like you'd feed it to your dog) anyway i must rush off and watch buffy (one of my not so good attributes - a buffy addiction)
peace out
T

Must confess to that particular affliction myself...I lurrvve Buffy.
I'm also developing a taste for the Pixies lately (late 80's progenitors of Grunge...the title doesn't go to Nirvana as everyone thinks...Pixies were doing it earlier (and if you listen to Kurdt Cobain, doing it much better)). That's my little thought for the day...well maybe not...I just can't think of anything more interesting to say....ooops....I think I'm just spouting b******s

Ah well
Who gives a damn

Hiya all! I live in South Africa, and I stumbled onto this conversation while browsing the 'Who's Online' list. Just to note: 1) I like indie music, but I am a bit behind the times. I remember the Pixies, they were nice, but I like Nirvana too! Maybe you fellers can teach me a few things. 2) I am an individualist and I like INDIVIDUAL individualism, in other words departing from a trend the second that more than one person follows it. I hate labels!!! Even the label "goth" is not very appropriate because you get lots of different kinds of people who might all be called "goths". I don't look like a goth but I appreciate the goth creed. 3) I am very intelligent and also crazy. I think smart people tend to be nonconformists and often outcasts. So much the better. 4) I hate mayonaise, talentless pop acts, the Americanisation/Homogenisation of the world, burnt toast, mayonaise, and imbeciles. I don't know anything about Townies because in this part of the world there exists no such thing. I read your entry and I counted my blessings. 5) I am the master of talking nonsense.

Okay well see you folks later, maybe!

I think claiming to be a master of nonsense is a bit far fetched...you've never met me...I can take a conversation from pies to monkey butlers by way of the spanish civil war and teseticular cancer...and that's just on my own.
I have to say that you are very VERY lucky to live in a place without townies...I envy you with all my heart.
I also feel the sudden urge to reccomend the music I am listening to know to all who care to listen. Spiritualised (the album being Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space and the track being I think I'm in Love) are absolutely goddamned fantastic and great
Buy the album...Now
and also, I should point out that just because I had a go at people who say Nirvana started (and ended) grunge doesn't mean I don't like Nirvana. As for individual individualism...it's a very lonely way to be...but seems fun...I don't choose to be a different/outcast but I love the lifestyle (and I do have plenty of friends actually...I'm quite an accepted outcast (oxymoron alert)).
Anyway, LALALLALALALALA
My Monkey's Uncle just popped in to say hello, what is the polite way to deal with this situation?

lol, about talking crap, i wonder if u have ever talked about the scariness of mini-cheddars or how good they are at being puzzles?
And i worship Nirvana, just thought i'd say that. And penguins!!!!!!???? ooooooooooh don't get me started on penguins!!!!
peace out
Terri.