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where did all the monkeys go?
simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Jun 25, 2001
awwwwwwww. *tickles him some more then decides that jes is looking a bit left out and tickles him too*
where did all the monkeys go?
simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Jun 25, 2001
jed even. who the hell is jes???
where did all the monkeys go?
Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c Posted Jun 25, 2001
okay okay, if you're going to keep tickling me at least do it a little lower where it's itchy.
where did all the monkeys go?
Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League Posted Jun 25, 2001
Jes is my sister..and she doesn't like being tickled dammit.
And hey..I was on maneuveres in Birmingham no fair tickling me when I'm not here..
(Press his big purple button and unleashes to MIRV Tickle missiles completely incapacitating foes)
mwah ha hahahahahahaha
where did all the monkeys go?
simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Jun 30, 2001
where is it itchy?......there? *tickles a bit lower*
sorry jed didn't mean to tickle your sister. well if you're not here just imagine i am tickling you 
where did all the monkeys go?
Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c Posted Jul 1, 2001
No, no, just a bit lower...
where did all the monkeys go?
simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Jul 1, 2001
*raises an amused eyebrow*
what there?
where did all the monkeys go?
Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c Posted Jul 1, 2001
where did all the monkeys go?
Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League Posted Jul 1, 2001
By the way my friends..i think we should all add the innately funny words list to our little group of conversations..we can call this a hostile takeover..I see Bob's already made his way over..but i think all you ragamuffins should come on over dammit
where did all the monkeys go?
simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Jul 2, 2001
huh? oh god that confused me, and why am i calling you god. you're not god, you're a ragamuffin, or summat. help! the prozac's wearing off!
where did all the monkeys go?
Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c Posted Jul 4, 2001
I AM GOD!
...and a ragamuffin (just cos' it's a great word.)
Infact I may be a God of ragamuffins. Great
By the way has anyone seen "Shrek." There's a great scene where John Lithgow is torturing the gingerbread man.
"Tell me where are they're hiding?"
"Eat me!"
"Alright you asked for it."
"No, no anything but my chocolate buttons no! I'll talk"
"Okay where are they?"
"Well...do you know the muffin man?"
"The muffin man?"
"The muffin man."
"Yes, I know the muffin man, he lives on Drewery Lane..."
etc. etc. pure genius.
PS. Thanx for the tickling scruff. A cheque's in the post
where did all the monkeys go?
simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Jul 4, 2001
nooooo don't tell me any more that happens in that film, i really wanna see it, so then i can quote it at people! mwahahahahaha! there will be no mercy!
thanx for the check although there's really no need, i mean what are high priestesses for?
where did all the monkeys go?
Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c Posted Jul 5, 2001
I love my job.
where did all the monkeys go?
simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Jul 5, 2001
jed my dear could you spare a few moments to fill in a customer service form? now do u think my tickling skills are a)poor b)average or c)good?
where did all the monkeys go?
Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League Posted Jul 5, 2001
d)outstanding....but maybe do it ever so slightly lower and to the left
where did all the monkeys go?
simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Jul 5, 2001
really? wow. hey maybe i should start a business. or maybe i should start using specialist tools..............*pulls out neon pink feather duster* where did u want tickled again?
where did all the monkeys go?
Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League Posted Jul 5, 2001
woohoo hoohohooooohooooo WOOOHOOOOHOOOHOOOOHOOO
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
HEHEHEHEHEEEEHEHEHEHEHHEEEEHEHEHEHEHEEEHEHEHEHEEEHEHEHEHEEEEHEHEHEEE
the sick-man cometh
Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c Posted Jul 7, 2001
Hey, I never got a feather duster. All I got was a whip. I demand a feather duster. In fact, I'm God, I deserve more. I demand rubber gloves!
Good business by the way. You'll earn a fortune with this quality of service.
the sick-man cometh
simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Jul 7, 2001
*grins like a devious little cheshire cat and pulls out a bag full of 'specialist tools' *cough*
right who's next?
the sick-man cometh
simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Oct 2, 2002
*a head appears round the doorway, slides to the floor and is followed by a hand clutching a bottle of vodka and the rest of scruff*
y'know i miss you guys, i really do, i'm not just saying that, coz i really do and an i do and coz u know what else? i was a high prieshtesh once me, i was and and..................do u know how bloody hard it is to do drunk typing? anyway yes i was just remenice..,remeniss....remenics........remembering the old days of the family of bob, whatever happened to that *eyes glaze over, stares into the distance* scruff high priestess of flirting with high priests would have made such a good screen name *sigh*
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