h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello, I am an extremely upset researcher who was very unfairly overlooked.

My application to become a God has, as yet gone unanswered (By all except Aximili). And you have been online because I see you.

*points finger accusingly*

I want this injustice righted ASAP. Or I will bring my considerable experience of assassination to bear upon you

Hmph.

*A dust bunny shapeshifts into Aximili*

Sorry about this, Apollo. I'm just a rather bored individual along for the ride. I know you don't get on HooToo very often, and how easy it must be to overlook a single posting in lots of backlog. Still, poor Aries does have a point. Make amends quickly and I shall be forced to... to... turn you into something nasty. But I don't really want to do that, so just please accept Aries' application.

*To Aries* It might help if you post the link to the Become A God convo here, so Apollo knows when you posted, and the full details of your request.

Good idea: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F72943?thread=4151178&latest=1 Pleeeaaasssee Apollo!

Y'know, it might help if you posted here too. It IS the official joining thread, after all That could have something to do with it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/FP72979?thread=129803&post=49687526#p49687526

Also, I want a share of that booze you promised in the Valhalla for doing this

A-Ha!! You uncovered the joining thread

Now I suppose I won't have to uniformly smite the lot of you. Not that I would

See, Aries, I just saved you from a smiting. Trust me, those REALLY hurt.

Hi Apollo, good to see you back!

Smiting? I don't care for smiting other gods because it doesn't have the right effect. Smiting mortals, I can do