h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello ab.
I just met this bloke called Paul whose looking for you. He's got a gun.

I'll protect you, ab!

::throws herself at Paul::

don't do it Shea wotcha DeskyOi, weller, stay away from my bird or you'll be warin' your arse for a hat
ab

Great visual there, ab!

Well if you find yourself IN THE CITY in A STRANGE TOWN. Mr Weller has asked me to tell you to not to go DOWN THE TUBE STATION AT MIDNIGHT as he still armed with a gun. I believe it to be RIFLE from ETON

Maybe you really ARE my long lost brother GD in my humble opinion THE JAM were the greatest band of there generation! and on that note(haha) I must away, nite nite

Good night, ab!

See you later ab.
THE JAM rule

Shea, you simulposted me again!

Tell me, is that () an ENGLISH ROSE or a fresh CARNATION?

It's a New York Rose ... from my garden ...

*puts on the 'All mod cons' album and sits, teary eyed with nostalgia, in the corner*
Desky, as your good friend Chaucer said of Cleopatra:
"And she was fair as is the rose in may"
and of coarse, Shea is

And you ain't biased at all!
How's my good ole Master?

Hallo my pretty assistanti'm of for a shower now, hope your feeling and that all is well at Elly towers
ab see ya later!

ab! Stop ... you make me +

for ab

Where do I sign up?

*brings and or whatever else might bribe AB to let her join (I know that's been used to successfully bribe ME before)*

...uh, you didn't hear that, right?

*ahem!* ::whistles::

Hear what?

Uh, nothing. Nothing whatsoever! Honest! Really! I mean it!

Greetings ab!

everyone in this thread
and an extra for ab