h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hey, sweet pea! It's me! Congrats on the update, but you still need to update some more- I'm not mentioned here! Just kidding!

What's up?

Don't worry my little you will be

and you've miss-spelled "view" right by the link to The Manifesto.

For shame!

Since you're redecorating ab, would you care for a teensy suggestion? If not, tell me to MYOB, and I'll just sit here quietly in the corner in my ermine robe and sip tea ...

Yes, yes please give me some suggestions (ta Clive)

Damn it! RL is damanding I go, back latter's all round!

Well, if you'd like to make it a little airier in here? To keep the words from butting up against the headers, you can enclose your text in paragraphs: put all your text in here
or stick a couple of breaks before and after the text:

Just might take a little of the clutter away ...

, sweetie!

just watch out for typing asd it took me a whole 15 minutes earlier to spot what I had done wrong when red parsar errors messages started cropping up all over the place!

Clive

Don't you just love those red error messages? The first time I tried anything in GuideML, they were all over! And trying to find the boo-boo? I think my problem is that I use HTML all day at work, and can't recognize the mistakes in GuideML, because the mistakes look like correct HTML!

is what I say to that!

Think I'll have a

Ta Shea, i'll try it tomorrow when my head stops hurting(24hrs awake only about 3hrs sleep BAD CLOSING TEXT EXPECTING /&gt
My trouble is i've got a champagne imagination but a bud light brain really appriciate you guy's helping out though, Clive spent ages teaching me the rudiments of gml and i'll not forget that kindness anytime soon
And please tell me if I make spelling cockup's (on my page that is) I'm mildly dyslexsic (if thats spelt wrong don't take the wee)
I've know trouble with recegnition just can't spell, been reading the OED since I was 15 or so (on the bog mainly) but still can't bloody spell. am I rambling? it's these bloody tylex tabs i'm on,...i'll shut upyou all
ab

You really want me to spell-check for you? I can be brutal! Well, in a sort of way ... I spotted a few ...

It's sort of a relief to find out about the dyslexia ... I was slightly miffed when you referred to us as "thin gits" in your user name for so long ...

? Now she tells me! I'm having probs with blasted aol(spit)keeps bootin' me of, says "no carrier sig from modem" so if I dissapear without waning you know I've given up and gone to bed!
ab

There's a wacky concept! Going to bed! Might want to try it sometime, dear ...

*off to proofread*

I just lay there reading anyway you don't go to bed either! just slump over your keyboard now and then
ab

It's not even 8pm here! I'm going to eat my dinner in a few minutes, though ...

You asked for it (brace yourself) ...

Under 'WOTCHA!':

hitch hickers = hitchhikers

would like to sleep = add a comma there

Under 'New York':

Capitalize Sarcastic (I'm very sarcastic, and should be capitalized)

Capitalize Stadium

Don't kiss Hillary Clinton (that's just a suggestion, of course)

Capitalize I'm

Capitalize I've

In your 'Thingite Politburo':

ParreFerris = Parrferris

Captian = Captain (and pop a space between guard and the parenthesis)

Under 'Muses':

Put a space between 'Mt.' and 'Helicon' and the parenthesis

Put a full stop after beautiful Muses (I know what youse Brits call dese tings!)

Under 'Visiting anyone':

lottary = lottery

Again, my Sarcastic is capital!

That be it!

Sorry for the long list.

Thanx Shea, your a mate hope you can do the whole page for me when i'm done! I gotta go aol is driving me nuts wait till I get on that phone later!
g'nite and ta!
ab

Good night! You'll have to send me your AOL name one day, we can "chat"!

I'll E it you tomorrow err I mean today, your tomorrow

see ya!

Buh, bye!