h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

All too soon the time has come round once more for the now notorious RedDog annual journal entry where I once again reflect upon the previous years Journal entries and marvel that the 2002 effort still appears robustly healthy despite my best efforts to terminate the damn thing.

This year I am hopeful that the 2005 entry unlike it's 2002 brother will attract NO REPLIES WHATSOEVER.

For the hard of understanding that means NONE, ZERO, ZIP or NO replies to this posting.

I fank you

*rolls eyes*

Oh Bugger !

Good to finally see you back, Red Dog!

thanks Scandrea ..... good to see no one's still paying any attention to my journal entries as well

That'd be no fun though now, would it?

Fun Sarge ? I'll have you know this is a serious Journal Entry (unlike evey other years efforts) !

Hi tartaronne

Serious? Oh.

Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!

*Seems to leave the thread, but actually hides in a corner, behind a stack of "Poodle weekly" magazines.*

*Peers around the stack.*

*Puts finger to his lips*


Shhhhhh! I'm hiding!

I can see you there Lupus

Come out with your paws in the air ......

Wha...? Oh! Ah, yes. Er, I thought I saw a mouse back here and I, um, was just going to catch it for you. Yes. Wouldn't want your shiny new Entry all fouled up with mouse droppings and bits of cheese scattered around. No sir. And we wouldn't want to have to get a c-a-t in here to catch it. You know, once you let ~one~ cat in... So I was, er, taking it upon myself to do you the favour, but um, it seems that I was mistaken in the first place and there was no mouse. It was just a, um, misplaced grey mitten. I'll bet you've been searching for that. Well it's right behind those magazines, if no on has moved it. And now I'll be leaving. Bye.

*GL waves and apparently leaves the thread. Apparently. Just don't look behind the hagis collection.*

I have absolutely no intention of posting anything to this thread at all as I have no wish to attract the ire of its illustrious originator.

*Slips behind the sporran display and waves at Munchers.*

I think that badger sporran would suit you rather well.

No postings from me. None. Shhhhh!

Good to see we've made it all the way to 2005...I had my concerns back round '01. What with those sopwith pups and curiositizers and rampant fish armies and what not. But all's well that ends well, eh?

Wait a minute...Why is the haggis collection ticking?

Perhaps it is filling in a questionaire.


Get it?

Ticking ... boxes ... Ah suit yourselves.