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Weekend at Red Dog's

Post 2881

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

If there were a hungry lion in the room, we'd need all the whips and chairs we could get.


Weekend at Red Dog's

Post 2882

Nancy the dragon

Put the whips and chairs away, Paul, and tell me whether you would like your lion flame-roiled, or as a shish-ka-bob.

smiley - tongueout

smiley - dragon


Weekend at Red Dog's

Post 2883

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Cook it any way you like, Nancy. I just don't want to stand in lion for it. smiley - tongueout


Weekend at Red Dog's

Post 2884

Nancy the dragon



Well, I could dress it in panties and bury it in mint jelly.
But maybe that would just make it feel sheepish.


Weekend at Red Dog's

Post 2885

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I thionk that would be very baaaaaaad. smiley - winkeye


Weekend at Red Dog's

Post 2886

Apollo

Mint jelly?

I never would have thought of that...


Weekend at Red Dog's

Post 2887

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

smiley - dragon + smiley - sheep = smiley - blacksheep


Weekend at Red Dog's

Post 2888

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I think Tom Cruise and Meryl Streep and Robert Redford made a movie about lions and lambs. Not many people went to see it. smiley - erm


Weekend at Red Dog's

Post 2889

Apollo

Tom Cruise in a movie with lambs? I think I'd pass, too.


Weekend at Red Dog's

Post 2890

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

They weren't real lambs. They weren't even CGI lambs. It was a figure of speech. smiley - grovel

However, far more people find Tom and Kate's marital disarray entertaining than any of the recent movies they've made. smiley - bigeyes


Weekend at Red Dog's

Post 2891

Apollo

I hear Red Dog has a thing for lambs.


Weekend at Red Dog's

Post 2892

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Time wool tell. smiley - zen


Weekend at Red Dog's

Post 2893

ReddishDog

*very quietly places a large wreath on the thread*


Weekend at Red Dog's

Post 2894

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

<Very quietly brews a pot of tea, and lays out cucumber sandwiches and drevilled eggs.


Weekend at Red Dog's

Post 2895

ReddishDog

go away .... have you no respect for the deceased ?


Weekend at Red Dog's

Post 2896

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

smiley - cross

In what way is a wake a sign of disrespect?

smiley - whistle


Weekend at Red Dog's

Post 2897

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

When it's coming from the speedboat you just rammed the deceased with? smiley - erm


Weekend at Red Dog's

Post 2898

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I happy that that's been clarified.
Can you do creme brulee as well?


Weekend at Red Dog's

Post 2899

Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too)

Sorry, I just ate all the cucumber sandwiches. I thought they were for me. smiley - sadface


Weekend at Red Dog's

Post 2900

Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing

and I drank all thesmiley - ale
I thought it was for me.
smiley - vampire


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