h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I just fished Penny Whistle, Lil and DD on top of Scandrea earlier.

Oh my Cod I think we won. We got our Skates on and our Turbot charged effort finally paid off. We didn't Flounder once - I didn't think we'd get there in my wildest Bream

*Gives RD a high five*

Whale done, RD. We're starfish fighters, aren't we? No one can refute our clam to greatness.

... and we never give up an opportunity for a bad pun

Sorry - that one doesn't count, lil, because you are frozen.

I am sure you lot cheat!

Nope. We're just the best, as measured on any scales. We're also secretly Finnish. Up to the gills, in fact.

I was completely soused last night and that didn't help!

Could you speak up. I think I need a herring aid!

Oh Vestie I am squiffy again now! I enjoyed that last night, I have enjoyed it better if I know what the hell I was doing!

I'd hate to think how you'd play sober then!

You lot all collaberated and ganged up on our team!

*checks backlog, rules of play and gas meter.*
Yes you're quite right we did... sorry.
Kneels before lil arms akimbo and head bowed. Will you ever forgive me?

Oh Darling Vestie

I can't stay angry with you! Get up

*Gets up but is very sleepy.*
See you later in the week lil. Nighty night!

Goodnight my friend

Sleep well

*unnoticed by anyone, a cupboard door opens in the corner of the room*

*Cleo pads out, tail twitching, and heads over to the huge pile of fish that have been piled up, still flapping, at the side of the thread*

*SM pokes head around door*

Eugh- it don't half stink in here

*Shoos Cleo away, and pushes some of the flapping fish back into an aquarium.*

That should make it better!

I like the purple one. What's it called?

I don't know- I think it might be a damselfish. Maybe we ought to rescue it from the green sea dragon?