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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted May 23, 2004
*makes no comment about the immense amounts of illicit substances being used in this thread* 
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted May 24, 2004
...and what is that supos'ta mean? *is naturally this screwy without the help of anything legal or not!*
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Apollo Posted May 25, 2004
*to everyone but SG*
Do you know what she's talking about? 
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Inkwash Posted May 25, 2004
I've read some speculative studies that suggest that incomprehensible threads on H2G2 can be transcribed in Futhark runes, subsequently converted into strings of numbers and from this a number can be calculated which provides the answer to the riddle.
No prizes for guessing what that number invariably is.
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted May 26, 2004
I was suggesting that YOU ALL ARE ON DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Inkwash Posted May 26, 2004
Tut-tut.
Such sweeping generlsantionzz... 
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Apollo Posted May 26, 2004
*to Inky*
You know...sea seems a bit on edge, irritated, perhaps even a bit paranoid. I've heard certain types of illicit substances, used in significant quantities, can bring about these behaviors.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 26, 2004
...... or lack of same substances in certain scenario's of course
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted May 27, 2004
in this case, it is most definitely the latter. 
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Apollo Posted May 27, 2004
*still to Inky*
Oh Good Heavens!! Now she's squinting an eye, sticking her tongue out, and shoving her thumbs in her ears! This poor girl needs some help...
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 27, 2004
Have you seen the colour of that tongue as well ! What kind of decadent degenerate practice would cause that !
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Inkwash Posted May 27, 2004
I'll fetch the special jacket just in case
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 27, 2004
Inkers, better make it the one with the extra straps
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Inkwash Posted May 28, 2004
Have we cleaned out the stock cupboard and put up the rubber wallpaper yet?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 28, 2004
yup - fitted the 3-ply heavy duty stuff and fitted extra locks 
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Apollo Posted May 31, 2004
Have we taken into account the very obvious and dangerous fact that she won't be entering the room (or the jacket) voluntarily?
We may need some back up...
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted May 31, 2004
...I've got a gun loaded with elephant tranquilizers. Will that do it?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted May 31, 2004
It will probably suffice if you hit her over the head with the gun as well !
Maybe add some alcohol to the tranquilisers just to be on the safe side
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Apollo Posted Jun 1, 2004
I think Red's right, it should do the trick... but, SaturnGirl...
Why on Earth do you have a gun loaded with elephant tranquilizers?!
Are there elephants on the loose? *looks around suspiciously*
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- 1861: soeasilyamused, or sea (May 23, 2004)
- 1862: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (May 24, 2004)
- 1863: Apollo (May 25, 2004)
- 1864: Inkwash (May 25, 2004)
- 1865: Apollo (May 25, 2004)
- 1866: soeasilyamused, or sea (May 26, 2004)
- 1867: Inkwash (May 26, 2004)
- 1868: Apollo (May 26, 2004)
- 1869: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 26, 2004)
- 1870: soeasilyamused, or sea (May 27, 2004)
- 1871: Apollo (May 27, 2004)
- 1872: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 27, 2004)
- 1873: Inkwash (May 27, 2004)
- 1874: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 27, 2004)
- 1875: Inkwash (May 28, 2004)
- 1876: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 28, 2004)
- 1877: Apollo (May 31, 2004)
- 1878: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (May 31, 2004)
- 1879: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (May 31, 2004)
- 1880: Apollo (Jun 1, 2004)
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