h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's so lonnnnng!!! Oh! Btw mom says hi, right now she's on the couch snoring Biiig to everyone!!!

back at ya, Saturn Girl

Congratulations Sergeant! just looked at your name. I may be a bit behind the times, but credit where credit's due.

Did anyone else see a grey desk walk past, or was it just me?

Indeed!

*waves at Vulpix*

Long time no see!

Easy, RD...

= constipated

Hey Vulpix! *waves*

Thanks Inkwash. You're not too far behind

Serg, Sea. It's been so long. Nice ta type to ya again.

I haven't got to take a fan club in a lonnnnnnnnnnng time. Plus I was bored. *Whisper Whisper* Sorry Red! *Decorates the place in *Nsync And Backstreet Boys posters. Plays *Nsync on the radio*

*waves at ex too* hey

*looks at the new decorations*

You forgot the take that posters too Vulpix

I meant over! Take over a fan club! *Bangs head on the wall*

/me blinks

Insurrection??

I don't thik so.

Potted plants, sieze the revolting rebel!

*the carniverous plants move closer*

It was you're idea!!! *Uses flamethower forgeting Ex-r was in the way*

Ow! Hothothothot!!
*Runs around the post flaming as her sheet burns. Slams into the side of the post, knocking herself out. Lays there in a pile of smoldering ashes.*

...A tiny voice comes from the pile of ashes...

"Of course, you realize this means war!"

Ahh!! Mom's going to be (or not to be that is the joke) mad
when she gets out of there!!!

*A wind picks up, whirling and swirling, turning the pile of shes into a black texas twister. As it grows, it scoops up little vulpix and then climbs, higher, higher.....

*................

*and then the twister fades. Vulpix plummets to the sharp, jagged rocks below...

*oh, did I mention there are sharp jagged rocks below?

*Well, there are, and poor helpless vulpix is plummeting towards them.

*She picks up speed....

*Calls Lugia*
5 seconds later...
*Lugia swoops down and catches vulpix*

" you didn't get me!"

*Has Lugia use Pyskick*

* takes the hit. Spinning backwards, becomes visable. She goes rocketing across the post and slams into the side, then slides down to lay in a crumpled heap at the bottom.*

"Is this how you treat your mother?"

Ok, vulpix, you got a free shot

Everytime I come here Red, there is either one of two things going on...or in this case both at once:

1) Some rather crude references are being tossed around, usually at the expense of the poor H2G2 smilies, and

2) Somebody (usually Ex or Shroom) is causing some kind of mischief!



So kudos to you for that Now, where did that "nothing at all" thread go?

NOOOO !!! GRAB HIM SOMEONE !

*lunges across the thread*

*Hits Ex-r with a Psykick blast, forgetting that Apollo was behind her and sends her hurtling towards Apollo at high speed*

*lunges for Apollo, misses, and catches RD around the ankles*