h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Its really dark outside

It's just miserable here....and I have a row of cars outside teh window

I have a car park outside mine

*blinks*

I haven't got anything outside mine, because we've been moved to an office without an outside window. It does have a window, but it just looks out into the Sim Hall. No real daylight

We used to look out over a cement works - I never thought I could miss that view!! All the dust from the cement works settles on MY CAR, nobody else's. Poor Clarice, she always looks so grubby, even though I bath her and polish her often



Bassman

Poor lil' car...*hugs*

*blows dog whistle*

Now where did he get off to?

hmmmm.... *looks for red doggie* Hmmmm...

*pads in panting and looking for a bowl of water*

Oh poor doggie

*gives Red Dog a bowl of water*

*gives him a scratch behind the ear, looks at his coat and wonders whether it's time he had a bath*

*pulls out the bathtub, no matter to if it's time or not, locks all the doors, and gives everyone other than the red doggie a suit to keep them dry*

*backs into a corner and does his best to look menacing*

Why does everyone always think I need a bath ?

Maybe because you do?

Besides, it's a fun thing to do when we're bored :D

*Breaks out the pink ribbons and the perfumed bubblebath.* (I learned that from vulpix; she's given him quite a few baths.)

*Spikes the bowl of water with vodka, to kill the pain*

"I'll save you, Red Dog!" *IST heroically pushes Red Dog out of the way just before he gets bathed.* "Don't worry about me, just go!" *Just before IST gets his head dunked under water, he fires a blast at the door.* This doesn't necessarily mean the blast hits the door mind you. It could hit anything. Including Red Dog.