You may not remember me. I am the gherkin of your nightmares. Some of you may call me 'pickle', and to you I say. Others of you will only remember me from the dreams you don't remember. I am an oxymoron (as well as just a regular moron).

I have decided to commence re-using this account (or rather, to re-commence using this account [or should that be recommence reusing the account? ] ). Anyhoo, here I am. Talk to me. You can still talk to me elsewhere, too, if you know who I am. As this persona I will be giving vent to more random perambulations through the world of... my mind, I guess, which is a strange place that quite often scares me.

_{Tee Hee.}Marquee.^{By me.}You see?_{...Tee Hee.}I'd dee^{To be}A tree_{You see?} *ahem* I can only apologise at this point for what appears to be a gross overuse of MARQUEE on the part of Freaky. Is this still moving? Oh dear. I'm starting to feel rather queasy, actually. STOP this. Stop it at once.That's better.

...That is all for now. Gherkin will be filling this space with sites that she thinks are funny or freaky or about gherkins.

So why The Freaky Gherkin? Freaky would like to ascribe it to sheer randomness, but it is in fact due to a song that she wrote called, appropriately, 'The Freaky Gherkin Song'. Unfortunately, the nature of the lyrics make it unsuitable for h2g2 reprintage, what wiv all the nice moderator peoples and all. An' anyway, I'm gonna sell it for millions and millions of money, so there!

Freaky's personality is such that she will persist in writing about herself in the third person. She will also probably veer between ridiculous pretentiousness and babybabble, depending on her mood and... stuffs. Dis is boring. Me wanna go do funnystuffs now. This probably says a lot about the state of Freaky's subconscious, and could be seen, in a way, as the occasional need for the id to take over- for Freaky to allow an outlet for her inner child. Freaky hates psychotwaddle.