h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Gray Swordsman: *Drums his fingers on the edge of the dumpster*
}Sigh!{

Artemis finally comes out onto the windowsill.

"I'm sorry I've been away so long, I was in Narnia...."

Nobody cares.

"Coat - Cupboard - Wardrobe - Narnia? Anyone?"

*rolls his eyes beihnd the visor.*

I'm going to take our guest back to HQ.

*to her*

"Care for a ride?"

*summons his motorcycle by remote control and mounts it.*

*C.L. stands by the dumpster and waits for Grey Swordsman to dig his way out*

Tell you what, since I threw the spear that landed you in there I'll let you buy me a drink to make up for it, how does that sound?

*clearly putting on airs*

'Goodness me, an electric horse. Whatever will they think of next?'

*She shrugs and puts her head to one side*

'A ride would be nice.'

Gray Swordsman: }!{
*On hearing_ that...*

"Er,-I... really?"

*Takes the banana peel off of his head. He would give her a hug at that,- except for that he was just covered in garbage*


"One moment please..."

}Vwish!{
*Just as you can remove the smell of onions by touching your skin to cool steel over running water... so the Gray swordsman removes his acquired , odor*
}Gleam{

"Never thought I'd ever have to use that ability CL."
*Shrugs*

"Are we all back off to HQ then?"

If you others want you can meet us later. Looks like CL and GS have a date.

*roars up the motorbike and streaks through the link to the HeadQuarters, specifically the League tearoom.*

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Help i just been kidnapped. someone save me.

...In accordance with continuity, are we allowed to ignore the above comment, at the very least for the time being?

I'm doing!

Will no one help me.

Artemis turns round. It appears that a young woman is being kidnapped. She is being bundled into a car. Artemis shouts, and the kidnapper looks round.

The problem with Artemis is he doesn't actually have any powers...

Someone save me

Gray Swordsman: *Goofing around trying to joke a bit with CL, Our steel swordfighter accidentally trips over part of the dumpster, knocking loose one of the blocks set in front of the wheels to keep it from rolling around.*

"Oh great - runaway dumpster."

Hold on, this could work...

*C.L. runs alongside the dumpster and grabs it, promptly getting dragged along Jakie Chan style. The dumpster rushes dangerously close to a wall as she pulls herself on top narrowly avoiding getting squished. Holding onto the side she pushes her legs against the wall until she is running along the side with only her grip on the dumpster to stop her from falling. Then she kicks off and steers it into the kidnappers getaway car. As she lands the kidnapper draws a gun, C.l. is too quick fir him. She kicks him in the stomach and knocks the wind out of him before he can react*

Yo, Artemis! You wanna take over here?

*C.L. helps the victim out of the car while she waits for the guys. Thankfully she wasn't hurt badly by the crash*

Thanks guys. Dont know what i would of done with out you. let me get you all a

MELANIE

Gray Swordsman:
*Somewhat lamely goes about extricating people from the spilled contents of the dumpster.*

"..."

*Without complaining*

"It isn't lunchtime, you know."