h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

damn my healing powers, guess I'm nominated then

*takes the cake and cautiously nibbles a corner*



tastes like chicken

Glad I avoided it then...

*pops in for a brief visit*

howdy

Howdy! You haven't seen him, have you?

Chicken? how awful i am very sorry to subject you to such torture. maybe i should just stick to the flies.

oh has anyone seen a run away sloth, he has a very precious diamond tied around his forth claw and i really need it back??????? it is very important to me


thanks

*sits on a comfy chair and starts to sing a love song*

yeah the sloth's in the wardrobe.

*hides a small package in his pocket as scratching noises come from inside the wardrobe.*

ahh thanks

*flies over to wardrobe and in opening it gets blasted to the back of the room by an explosion of sticky orange liquid*

THAT was not my sloth. what did you do? you are a horrible horrible beast

really? it was when it went in there. i wouldn't try and pinch a diamond off the fourth toe of some weird creature would i? umm... i'll just go and have a look shall i?

*goes over to the wardrobe, opens it and sticks his head in.*

hello? oh it's you. have you seen a sloth? over there? thanks.

*goes into the wardrobe and the door shuts. moments later it opens again and Galigan stumbles out holding a sloth and covered in weird orange goo and quite a lot of snow. (guess what film i've been watching?)*

err...yours i believe spoog.

oh i love you.

*notices something fishy*

where is the ring?

ring? what ring? you seem to know a lot about this for an innocent person.

the DIAMOND ring and i AM innocent it is my ring

that's exactly what an innocent person who wanted to claim on insurance would say!!!

i dont want insurance, anyhow even if I did you are not the insurance man so I wouldnt bother coming here. I just thought you would be of some help but now my diamond necklace has gone forever

oh... *cough*

why are you all staring at me like that? oh fine

*drops something from his pocket and kicks it along the floor*

oh my goodness, look over here! why, if it isn't a diamond ring! how wonderful! does this maybe belong to someone?

why you theiving thief i should have you arrested.
but being the kind hearted soul i am i shall give you a lesser punishment.

*pulls out want and performs a tricky spell turning galigan into a sloth*

now you shall keep berny company- have fun

oh no, not again.

i gave it back didn't i? ah screw you guys, i'm going home.










































this may take a while...

*The Armadillo walks in*

Hi everybody, I'm new! New new new! Have I interupted, sorry if I have!

*Sits down and orders some and a *

I think they'd just finished sloth-baiting.

Here's your and !

(har har)

*walks back in in normal form.*

hi Armadillo. do you mind if i call you Army? it's easier to type and i'm incredibly lazy most of the time.

oooo, , might get myself some of that!

Or you might get someone else to get you some...



Here you go.