h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh dear, what have I started?

JT

was it really that terrible.#


Its the worst joke I Know.

I always find the funniest kind of jokes are the ones that may cause offence to a certain group of people. Otherwise they are just poor children's jokes based on puns etc. but certainly those offensive kind of jokes are not the ones you'd find in such a quality, family publication such as the Hitchhiker's Guide

Two parrots sitting on a perch.

One says "I can smell fish!"


JT

A man walks into a bar.

"OUCH!"

JT

Two nuns in a bath, wears the soap?

Yes, it does, doesn't it!

JT

A peanut sat on the railroad track,
His heart was all a-flutter.
The 10:15 came rushing by -
Toot Toot, peanut butter.

JT

two fish in a tank.
one turns to the other and says
"do you know how to drive this thing?"

*rolls eyes*

That must hurt!

JT

what must hurt?

Rolling your eyes.

What do you use - rolling pin? road roller?

Or do you just roll them along the floor?

JT

Something wrong with your head, or are you just putting your eyes back in?

JT

whats with all the puns?

I cant remember.

If you really want to Know you read the stuff written just before

Im not gonna bother to figure it out so ill just have a nice cup of

godd idea I ll have a and a

ill have some too