h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

He's been digging holes in our racetrack!

So I dug holes in the arena.

oh thats not good....thats not very good at all midget....holes in arena = bad. Go and fix them..NOW.

*Chaos shakes his fist*

She said now!!!!

yeah and if you dont i have some pretty good spells up my sleaves

*pulls out wand*

ummm...i'm not here. *hides*

(actually i'm going to check out what's been going on in the racetrack first. if you're only joking you're in for a world of pain!)

you made it seem like they were really P.O.ed at me then. gave me a right fright you did. i'm going to have to keep an eye on you lot now.

*munches on th*rsdayite *

this is good though.

Thank-you v. much for letting me join! 'Tis a great day for armadillos everywhere!

Sorry if I worried you.

The holes in the arena all collapsed in a couple of days ago - covering me.

i know, that was my doing. if you remember correctly that was how i won out duel.

Exactly. I was merely explaining it to the others.

good. now everyone knows of my victory over you.

Bah! If only I had been more devious!

don't worry, we can't all be as forward thinking as me.

What was that tooting, anyway?

that's me tooting my own horn. rather heavily i might add.

Ah, I see. I always thought it was blowing your own trumpet, but perhaps that's just me.

it can probably be either.

I must be off soon, people to see, plans to make, cakes to sabotage...

*moonwalks in*

Whiped us.

*moonwalks out*

Apoligies to one and all for that disjointed last post.

Though I was reply to a different post on another forum and I dont have a clue how it ended up here.


*gives one and all *