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Spooky
Little Behemoth (sulking) Started conversation Jan 3, 2004
How do you all know that I'm here? Has a siren gone off somewhere that I'm not aware of? Should I beware stormtroopers scooting down the side of my building in the next few minutes? (I actually thought the Star Wars troopers were pretty cool, so if they turn up, I'll simply nick their costumes รก la Han et Luke).
Glad to know you're still here! You're an editor now? Does this mean my 700 page treatise called, snappily, 'All That Is Wrong With The World, Starting (Predictably) with the BBC' can be published without being slashed to the single word 'rump' on here? 
Take care, me old mucker, me old mate, me old... sorry, I mean, you spurkly* whippasnappa, you.
Kiss kiss.
* I invented this word just now, just for you.
Spooky
Little Behemoth (sulking) Posted Jan 3, 2004
Oh no, wait. That's just an auto-namedrop isn't it? Curses. And there I was thunking you had noticed me in my flit through h2g2.
(I'm taking back my kisses until you acknowledge my presence with the correct amount of smileys and psychodelic slinky toys).
Spooky
~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Jan 3, 2004
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 
Give us a "b".
Give us a "Little".
Whaddya got?
"Little b"!!
Awfully good to hear from you. 
~jwf~
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