h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bluebottle did us a whole series in about dialect from the Isle of Wight.

"young folk in their 30s - all telling how some teenager called them 'old'"

HA! Years ago, junior used to go into town with his mates on Tuesday night's (etc)
This one Tuesday, he said I'm going out on Thursday
I said I thought Tuesday WAS your night ?
he replied! It was! But there's too many young'uns out now

I said! BUT!!! Your only 20 yrs old

Generation gap my ass

"Isle of Wight"

Sorry! But my philosophy is:- If your not Yorkshire, your foreigners



Applies to any part of the world beyond the boarders of Yorkshire

That's about the size of it.

Somebody today was telling (in the US) that she went grocery shopping, came back a couple of hours later. Her dad (our age) was in the backyard, no shirt, seeming a bit 'confused'. She was worried.

It turned out he had misread the dosage on the 'edibles' the doctor gave him for the pain in his shoulder. He took about five times the recommended dosage - and was now higher than a kite.

The middleaged people were commiserating with her - 'who expected we'd have to worry about our parents doing that?' - and I'm laughing.

Everybody! We worried our parents, now we're worrying the grandkids.

Elektra said, 'He just went back to Woodstock.'

Oh, and 'Isle of Wight' and 'Yorkshire' - Bluebottle feels exactly the same way about you lot. I can tell.

I WISH I could have been at Woodstock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmk0z-OBGPw

I know you don't like links, but this guy was one of the best comedians ever! A true Yorkshireman (and in the days of political colour if you follow me ?)

"Bluebottle feels exactly the same way about you lot"

BUT! We are more modest about it
or as we say:- watter off a ducks back

cheeky grin....

(Youtube's no problem, it's not the BBC. BBC has too many adverts and cookies these days because they've sold out.)

Anyway, I've gotta go. I won't be around tomorrow - there's a community fair on Main Street - so you have a good rest of the weekend, okay?

"there's a community fair on Main Street"

Both of you enjoy the occasion
Hope the weather is good to you as well

Thanks! (It had better be: it was rescheduled because the first time, it was pouring down rain. )

I might not be rich again over the weekend
But! I do have a smile on my face

"copied"
Former US President Donald Trump has been found liable to pay damages to London singer and songwriter Eddy Grant for using his song Electric Avenue without permission.

It has taken Mr Grant, 76, more than four years to sue the Republican candidate in this year’s presidential election in the US courts, over his 2020 campaign video that used a 40-second clip of the song.


More Dollars out of his wallet

Thank you! For the thought! (The Post) (appreciated)

I read that and thought of you.

Again! Thank you

golf! More free publicity and propaganda

"can't win by right, so try by "default"" I hope NOT!!!

If "this was a Hollywood movie etc, it would down to "stage managed"

Sorry. I was dealing with a kitchen emergency. It turns out, after starting to make a dish, that the cans the soup came from were dented! So we had to throw everything away, and I had to come up with something else for a meal tonight. (Not easy when you have food restrictions and can't run to the fast-food place.)

For ANY situation There is never any need to apologise ok!

"life" (and using a American baseball saying) often throws us a curveball...

I use "I'm always in the sh.., it's only the depth that varies

That's pretty much it. You're going along and stuff happens.

One of MY philosophies is:- I take head-on! and deal with it as it happens!

You can't change what is going to be, so why worry about tomorrow

From my P/S "somewhere"


DON'T worry about tomorrow.
After all, today is the tomorrow
you worried about yesterday!

heading off! For last "gulp" before kip

Enjoy your evening both and dream well later ok

Gud'night from here

forgot where the bloody door is