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Report from the Sunday Service in Hooverville
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Started conversation Dec 22, 2019
The following comments were all made at church on this advent Sunday.
'I found Jesus!' (Everyone turns to look as she places the doll in the manger scene.)
'See these cookies?' [Cookies are shaped to resemble vegetables.] 'I asked one of the kids if she wanted a treat. She said, "Yeah!" Then I offered her this carrot...she made such a face until she realised it was just orange icing.'
'Brother Jones has some announcements to make.'
Man in suit with very loud Santa tie: 'First of all, Happy Birthday, Jesus. Second, we have gifts for the pastors.'
(Children's programme is going on.) From the pews a whisper, 'I'm pleased to see that last year's sheep have graduated to cows this year.'
(After the service.) 'Hey, [Name of Assistant Pastor redacted], love your tie!' (It had Christmas wreaths and no Santas.)
'Yes, Bob. You can pop my candy cane suspenders playfully *one more time*. The kids bought them at that truck stop place last night. I was planning to wear my light-up Grinch shirt to this morning's service, but...'
'How did you like the choir music? Feel free to lie.'
A very good time was had by all, even the instrumentalists, who managed to get through it all. Now, to survive Christmas Eve...
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Report from the Sunday Service in Hooverville
FWR Posted Dec 22, 2019
Literally Christ's Birthday then? Literally?
Have a grand Festive holidaytime season winter solstice few days.
Popping suspended would get you arrested over here, especially if the weather was called Bob!
Have a good one GoHL.
Report from the Sunday Service in Hooverville
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Dec 22, 2019
I should have explained that they're braces, shouldn't I?
I guess y'all don't have the old joke that goes 'Why does the fireman wear red suspenders?' 
Report from the Sunday Service in Hooverville
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 22, 2019
I might be an atheist, but that does not stop me respecting many millions around the world for their own individual (non violent) belief's
So! To those at this time of the yearI wish you health, wealth and happiness in every part of your life
Report from the Sunday Service in Hooverville
SashaQ - happysad Posted Dec 23, 2019
Those are great quotes 
Good luck for the Christmas Eve Service DG 
I don't know - why does the fireman wear red suspenders?
Merry Christmas, Io Saturnalia, Wassail, and best wishes to everyone 
Report from the Sunday Service in Hooverville
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Dec 23, 2019
To keep his trousers up, of course. 
And thanks!
Report from the Sunday Service in Hooverville
SashaQ - happysad Posted Dec 23, 2019
Ah, a Christmas Cracker joke! 
Report from the Sunday Service in Hooverville
Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor Posted Dec 24, 2019
Merry Christmas everyone! Or Hoovermas! 
Report from the Sunday Service in Hooverville
Willem Posted Dec 24, 2019
From a swelteringly hot and (again) dry Polokwane I wish y'all a merry Christmas, Hoovermas and/or anything else you choose to celebrate!
Report from the Sunday Service in Hooverville
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 24, 2019
Sod Christmas!
I wish everyone of my friends the best of good luck possible for each and every day throughout time
Forget the environment and CO2 etc - KEEP BREATHING! You know it makes sense
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- 1: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Dec 22, 2019)
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- 4: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Dec 22, 2019)
- 5: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 22, 2019)
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- 7: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Dec 23, 2019)
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- 9: Tavaron da Quirm - Arts Editor (Dec 24, 2019)
- 10: Willem (Dec 24, 2019)
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