h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I very quickly wrote an entry about it... but... you FBI cheese-conspiracy deniers! no! your fooling yourself, they really* are after the cows and the cheesee! they're going to try take over the world by stealing our cheese! (can't qutie remember what thread it was in, someone suggested we created a silly internet conspiracy storey, in order for others to refute/rebuke it, as a kind of lateral way to increase site exposure on the wider weird wide web)

I remember the days,
When the cows in the field we could see,
Everyday, as we passed, grazing so haippily,
Then on that fateful day,
To the truth we had so long denied,
Along came the FBI, and took the cows aside,
Taking our cows,
To control our milk,
Taking our cows,
Our lost cow- guilt,
We should have listened hard, to that that the conspiraciests said,
and now, instead, our lives, devoide of all of our cheese

sometimes I worry that by creating I have inadvertently unleashed a great evil upon the site...
generally after reading 2legs posts

Cheese cannot be evil, of its own, pure cheesability, it is only the actions and asignations of evil people, who render the cheese into a thing, that to their own evil maturations becomes a channel for all their evality we must apeaze the cheese apeaze the cheese apeaze the cheese

err.... like that you mean?

a piece of ? Sure, don't mind if I do

I bet that fake greek Dmitri was FBI trying to make feta out of cow's

it's a sin!

I thought cheese was the food of the Gods or Mice, which are probably the same thing in DNA's H2G2

Enjoy the cheese, whilst we can, before the FBI take total cheese-control and turn us into zombies

I feel for you, Dmitri

Here, have some real greek feta - it is rich on paracetamol

I didn't know that. Greek American feta, alas, is not quite as good as the Real Thing.

Indeed. It has to be Greek to have para in it