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Cabby Posted Jul 5, 2001
"One, to, one, to, one"
A cry for companionship,
Or testing the mike?
nt: freshly cut grass
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jul 5, 2001
Green nostril tickler,
Soft and often damp dead grass,
Can cause hey fever.
nt: I feel the fever, FEVER
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Ormondroyd Posted Jul 6, 2001
(Was that a topic or do you need a 
? Oh well...)
I'm hot stuff today,
Sweating, ill, delirious.
Was it that curry?
NT: Ice cream.
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jul 6, 2001
(It was the topic 
, I feel the fever in the morning light, cue phat double bass, alright)
Frozen cream wondrous,
Cooling throat, shivers down spine,
Nice after curry.
nt: Life in the desert.
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Ormondroyd Posted Jul 6, 2001
Liam and Noel
Aren't the oasis I need.
Sand, heat - want a pint. 
NT: Snow. 
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Spitfire Posted Jul 6, 2001
White, powdery, cold
Whose balls I would throw
But for years none falls
NT Longshore drift
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Ormondroyd Posted Jul 6, 2001
Sediment movement
Parallel to the shoreline.
"Just looked it up?" Me? 
NT: Cuddly toys.
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Busterbone Posted Jul 6, 2001
Last years cuddly toy
broken and discarded for
This years cuddly toy
Next topic: Clocks
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jul 6, 2001
Time without ticking,
Is like space without travel
And life without love.
nt: old father Time
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Clelba Posted Jul 6, 2001
old men in the sky
with grey beards, i have never
believed in any.
nt: 
^. .^
= ' =
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 6, 2001
Wolves howl by moonlight.
Bats flit restlessly about.
Halloween coming?
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Next topic: tangerine jelly beans
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jul 7, 2001
Lemon, coffee and
bubblegum jelly beans taste
not like tangerine.
, its a bit a late for haiku I guess, and maybe too much beer drunk also, ah well
nt: fire breathing
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Busterbone Posted Jul 7, 2001
circumstances dire
knights and virgins do require
dragons breathing fire
Next topic: boxes
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Phreako Posted Jul 7, 2001
Inside of a box
Lies a secret to be found
Just pull back the flap
Next topic: inflatable furniture
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Busterbone Posted Jul 7, 2001
inflatable wife
inflatable bed my sad
inflatable life
Next topic; Evil!!!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 7, 2001
(mwa ha ha!)
Who knows what evil
lurks in the back of my old
refrigerator?
next topic: Curse of the mummy
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Cabby Posted Jul 7, 2001
"If you don't tidy
your room right now, there will be
trouble, you hear me?"
nt: Fluffy green frogs
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 7, 2001
limpid forest pool.
SPLASH! Ripples spread as green frog
leaps gaily from bank.
Next topic: deep-fried candy bars
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Busterbone Posted Jul 8, 2001
go into the bar
order some deep fried candy
finger licking good!
Does anybody else count on their fingers while writing these things?
Next topic: hedgehogs
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Clelba Posted Jul 9, 2001
ooh! a cute furry
looking thing! ouch! maybe it's
not quite so furry...
no, i don't count on my fingers. wait a sec. yes i do. i didn't realise it before, but i do. 
nt: ivanisevic
^. .^
= ' =
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