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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 8, 2001
Shiny bracelets!!! Nice!!!
For me!?? To wear!?? Oh thank you!!!
Hey... you... but... kinky!!! 
Hahahahahaa....
ummm....
NT: Postage going up another cent...
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Livzy Posted Jan 8, 2001
Twenty seven pence
just to send a letter, man!
takes the piss, I think
now try; fjords
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 8, 2001
Fjords are never Fords,
You can drive one; the other--
Too icy for that!!!
NT:Guitar solos in love ballads(something the CARPENTERS began, I'll have you know!!! )
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Livzy Posted Jan 8, 2001
Strum your "axe" real loud
Keep going till your fingers bleed
Crank your amp up full!!
Go with; one armed drummers
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 8, 2001
Metallica had...
A one-armed drummer, I think...
Didn't they have one!??
I really WON'T quit my day job!!!
NT: five-stringed guitars
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Livzy Posted Jan 8, 2001
Bust my 'E' string - sh*t
now my chords sound all screwed up!
Waddjya mean? No change?
next up on the challenge; last years calender still on your desk
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 9, 2001
A pretty picture
never goes out of date, but
what day is today?
next: summer
, 
or 
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jan 9, 2001
I glance at the wall
It is not Tuesday the eighth.
I saw her before!
(OK, so now it's a pinup calendar on the wall. Kinda close).
Next topic: chewing gum on the sidewalk
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Witty Moniker Posted Jan 9, 2001
Summer... the time when
chewing gum sticks to your shoes
on the hot sidewalk.
Nice save - huh?
NT: life preserver
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jan 9, 2001
Oops.
By the way, should I have signed up somewhere?
The heat is intense
The summer sun melts the gum
That sticks to my shoe.
Next topic: Library overdue fines
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jan 9, 2001
Doh!
(but great minds think alike )
Help me I'm drowing!
I need something that can float.
Perhaps a round thing?
Now on to library overdue fines?
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Witty Moniker Posted Jan 9, 2001
*looks around to make sure no one else is pressing the post button*
The sign on the door
says 'Free Public Library'.
Fines should ~not~ be fine!
NT: women's intuition
*slips a treat*
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 9, 2001
*Due to horrible net problems, I neither promise not to simulpost or to actually reply to the right posting 
*
Many a man saved
by women's intuition
will not admit it!
And no, d'Elaphant, there's nowhere to sign up, just join in (glad to have you on board) and would you and your dog like a link on the Haiku Challenge page?
next topic: zeppo the dog
, and
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Kes Posted Jan 9, 2001
Hounded all his life
Named after a Marx brother
hard act to follow!
Next topic: hangovers
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Montana Redhead (now with letters) Posted Jan 9, 2001
My head feels too thick,
my tongue is coated with slime.
Aughta quit sooner
next topic: last night's leftovers
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 9, 2001
It's all cold, but I'm
hungry! It tasted better
last night. Wash it down!
next topic: tornadoes
, or
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Kes Posted Jan 9, 2001
Cold, abandoned,
Like lat night's old promises.
All best forgotten.
Next topic: Cookery shows.
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FG Posted Jan 9, 2001
The great "Iron Chef"
is the best of all the shows!
Japanese kitsch.
NT: yeast infections
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Montana Redhead (now with letters) Posted Jan 9, 2001
FG, you are a sick, sick woman. But for you, I will try...
Smelly yucky eew!
Yeast infection make me sick,
best check with last lay.
NT: cat litter box cleanup
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- 308: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Jan 9, 2001)
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- 314: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jan 9, 2001)
- 315: Kes (Jan 9, 2001)
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- 318: Kes (Jan 9, 2001)
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