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tallenred Posted Jan 9, 2001
Clumped debris be gone
Swept granules in the dust bin
The cat is curious
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tallenred Posted Jan 9, 2001
I suck at haiku. Change last line to "Cat is curious"
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Kes Posted Jan 9, 2001
(A Shooting Star)
Trail 'cross the night sky.
Visitor from space burns up
Just to bring me luck.
Next topic: The SETI Project
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Livzy Posted Jan 9, 2001
SETI? What is it?
I guess it's PC stuff
Dont know for sure though
NT: Chastity belts
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Kes Posted Jan 9, 2001
It's such a pity
All that engineering skill
Is used to this end!
Next subject: Bar Fridges 
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 9, 2001
When I grow up I
want to be a double-door
with an ice maker
next: mercury
, 
or 
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Kes Posted Jan 9, 2001
The planet is hot.
Freddy, alas, is now cold.
Temperature changes!
Next topic: Small yappy dogs
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Livzy Posted Jan 9, 2001
Use them as footballs
Irritating, noisy beasts
Big dogs are better
just for fun; fur balls on your floor
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Kes Posted Jan 9, 2001
Begone dull cat!
Cough your guts up somewhere else.
Pref'rably outside!
Next: melting ice cream
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Livzy Posted Jan 9, 2001
Nipples all sticky
belly button full of gunge
Haagen Daas melts quick!
To continue a theme; body art
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 9, 2001
Where did that come from?
I know I vaccuumed an hour
ago. Where is that dog?
next: steering wheel covers
, or
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 9, 2001
Two posts behind! Woe!
Hi tallenred and welcome! Would you like a link from the challenge page?
, or
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jan 9, 2001
To make cars look cool -
Leather wheel covers applied,
Fuzzy dice hang there.
And yes, I think I would like to be listed (in answer to a question nearly 20 posts ago). 
Next: collectible ceramic figurines.
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Bagpuss Posted Jan 9, 2001
Sitting there on the
mantlepiece staring at me
unwanted presents
next: seasons
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 9, 2001
Is there ever a
season for body art? Or
is it evergreen?
(Never waste a topic, is what I say 
d'elaphant, I'll add you, I just can't right now. Remind me if I forget.)
next: bumble bees
, or
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Jan 9, 2001
Frightening ladies
Who smell flowers in the shade,
They give us honey.
Next topic: freeway overpass
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 9, 2001
Busy bumble bee,
So sweet and pretty and... owww!
Bleedin' thing stung me! 
Next: lumberjacks.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 9, 2001
I'm a lumberjack
And that's ok, I know it!!!
I am a girl, too...
Ummm... that just STUNK!??!!!
NT: Waiting to be accepted to your dream college
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ox Posted Jan 10, 2001
I don't go to school
My dreams are REALLY OUT THERE
A true sixties child
Next:
plump plums
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