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Livzy Posted Jan 4, 2001
When I'm all grown up
A rock star I'm gonna be
like Robbie Williams
have a go at Thigh high vinyl boots
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 4, 2001
Both legs encased in
Blackest, shiny PVC -
Have you met Mina? 
NT: rappers.
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Livzy Posted Jan 4, 2001
Rappin' Yo! Rappin'
Yo ! Yo! Rappin'Yo! Rappin'
Paper for my gifts
howzabout; gerbil stew
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 4, 2001
What's that lovely smell?
Quick, serve it up, I'm famished.
Where's the gerbil gone?
Okay then... chisels.
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Livzy Posted Jan 4, 2001
My wood needs sculpting
And my penknife is too small
Reach for my chisel!
lets go for pink blancmange
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FG Posted Jan 4, 2001
Working with marble,
creating a new sculpture.
Drat! Dropped my chisel!
the subject is: mucus membranes
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FG Posted Jan 4, 2001
Whoops! Simultaneous posting!
Pink Blancmange?
*scratches head*
A tennis player
in a Monty Python show
was a Scots blancmange...
it ain't pink, I know.
back to mucus membranes...
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Livzy Posted Jan 4, 2001
Something in my way
Cannot get to the nostril
Huge mucus membrane
lets go to smelly wet dogs
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FG Posted Jan 4, 2001
Let's.
Wearing my new dress
I was slobbered on by a
nasty smelly dog.
NT: circumcision
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Lux Rothchop (wouldn't it be great if people were nice to each other for a change?) Posted Jan 4, 2001
I wanted to write
A haiku but my eyes were
Watering too much.
Next: painful topics
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Jan 4, 2001
Painful topics just
Litter this thread and keep me
From posting. Thanks Lux.
Link please Even though that was awful. 
Next topic- Steps, the- and I use sarcastic quote marks- "band".
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 4, 2001
I've never heard of
Steps the band, but it seems that
Tweetie likes them not!
OK, linking you now
next: salamanders
, 
or 
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FG Posted Jan 4, 2001
Who's afraid of dinos?
Not me, since now I know that
they're salamanders!
NT: peyote buttons
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 4, 2001
Peyote buttons
They're some sort of button? Guess
I should look them up
next: Yourself (hey, I LIKED the topic, so I guess I'll reuse it )
, or
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FG Posted Jan 4, 2001
Me in Haiku:
I'm a smallish lass
who is extremely daffy
'cos I smoked pot.
Or did you want peyote buttons again?
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 4, 2001
Well, not really but... I actually went and looked it UP!!!
Wow, who would have thought this would be more than just a chance to show everyone what a lousy poet I am? I'm LEARNING STUFF!!!
Peyote Buttons
Are not for fastening your
shirt! They freak you out!
next: whales
, or
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FG Posted Jan 4, 2001
Well, it IS a terrible thing to mind one's waste...or...er...
Humpback, sperm, and blue,
fat people can be whales too!
Not me. I'm big boned.
topic: Bolivia
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 5, 2001
Distinguished Frauline
about Bolivia I
know very little.
It is apparent
How very ignorant I
am, and very sad.
I suggest that you
Never play a Trivial
Persuit game with me!
Unless you are on
the other team, which might be
to your advantage!
Phew!!!
Next topic: cartoons
, or
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MarkTheMeS (PackRat & Keeper of All Things, period) Posted Jan 5, 2001
Cartoon logic says
You cannot fall from a cliff
Until you look down
NT: JAPANESE ANIME
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MarkTheMeS (PackRat & Keeper of All Things, period) Posted Jan 5, 2001
Recently, I read the Guide entry on Haiku at http://www.h2g2.com/A156179 and just now when I went to the main page to find the link for Haiku I found that there is a new entry on Anime and Manga at http://www.h2g2.com/A487604. Just a couple of research sources for the NT: JAPANESE ANIME 
Key: Complain about this post
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