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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 3, 2001
::laughs VERY LOUDLY at herself:: Oops... 
Have you all gone home?
Livzy Posted Jan 3, 2001
Well?
Have you?
Livzy left alone
In this empty haiku place
Waiting for replies
Next subject; Fluorescent lighting
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FG Posted Jan 3, 2001
I think it's that everyone's in different parts of globe....
Okay, stand back everyone...I'm gonna do cold custard (probably some sort of horrid British dessert) AND fluorescent lighting.
Ahem.
There in that bowl,
something slimy and jiggly,
should I throw it out?
When the skin looks bad,
and the walls look really grungy,
it's the lighting's fault.
Take a crack at: conspiracy theories
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Lux Rothchop (wouldn't it be great if people were nice to each other for a change?) Posted Jan 3, 2001
Kennedy was killed
By twenty haiku writers
Working together.
NT: a quiet evening at home.
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Bagpuss Posted Jan 3, 2001
I am sitting here
bored out of my skull and it's
still only half-six
nt: radio
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FG Posted Jan 3, 2001
Static in my ear,
Singing along in my car,
"Roxanne" sounds awful.
NT: the lemur
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 3, 2001
Welcome welcome! Kes and Livzy, I'm glad you stopped by! Would you like a link on the Haiku Challenge page? And Bagpuss, I don't think you've got one either (I'm adding people as I'm getting requests to do so) so please let me know.
All right! The Lemur!
I can't remember
what a lemur is besides
an animal, you?
next: scary movies
, 
or 
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MarkTheMeS (PackRat & Keeper of All Things, period) Posted Jan 3, 2001
A prosimian,
Ringtail lemurs can be found
In Madagascar
The internet is a great place to research things out of the blue.
Halloween is when
To see a scary movie
One like HALLOWEEN
NT: Hypodermic needles
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FG Posted Jan 3, 2001
Needle exchanges
Are an important program
They will prevent AIDS.
the topic is jock itch
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MarkTheMeS (PackRat & Keeper of All Things, period) Posted Jan 4, 2001
When a Fraulien posts
"the topic is jock itch", it
Makes me scratch my head
Sorry to be crude. Here's a PG one.
I can't concentrate
The game is secondary
To the fire below
NT: Hamburgers (I'm hungry!!!) 
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FG Posted Jan 4, 2001
It's a good thing that *you're* scratching both of your heads, because this Fraulein certainly does not want to...
Bacteria are
located in uncooked meat,
E. Coli outbreak!
which reminds me of a good topic:
mad cow disease
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Kes Posted Jan 4, 2001
(In reply to Buttercup - yes please - link me up)
Mad cow disease eh ....
Bad husbandry starts
A bovine intervention
Where will it all end?
Next topic: Warm, flat beer
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 4, 2001
This tastes so funny
But it makes me feel good, hence...
Down the hatch with it!!!
NT:Lasagna
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MarkTheMeS (PackRat & Keeper of All Things, period) Posted Jan 4, 2001
My brother won't eat
Cottage cheese, but my mom sneaks
It in lasagna
NT: Goldielocks (sp?)
The Haiku Challenge
MarkTheMeS (PackRat & Keeper of All Things, period) Posted Jan 4, 2001
The Haiku Challenge
It's a great conversation
And it's the subject
Just noticed that it had been changed a while ago.
NT: Goldielocks (sp?) and/or the Three Bears
The Haiku Challenge
Livzy Posted Jan 4, 2001
Goldilocks the bitch!
Ate the food and fell asleep
Bears should have ate her!
Next one - Laptops (computers or dancers - you choose!)
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MarkTheMeS (PackRat & Keeper of All Things, period) Posted Jan 4, 2001
Don't own a laptop
Cost too much, and I spent my
Money on dancers
(not really 
)
NT: LITTLE WHITE LIES
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 4, 2001
If you get caught you
soon find out whether your lies
are black or white! SMACK!!!
Uncle Heavy, of course, you are very welcome! Thanks for popping over! I'll add your link Kes, and if you'd like one too, Uncle Heavy, all you need to is write an Haiku, and let me know you want me to put your name on the page....
, or
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jan 4, 2001
Ahem, a next topic:
What you want to be when you grow up.
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- 221: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 3, 2001)
- 222: Livzy (Jan 3, 2001)
- 223: FG (Jan 3, 2001)
- 224: Lux Rothchop (wouldn't it be great if people were nice to each other for a change?) (Jan 3, 2001)
- 225: Bagpuss (Jan 3, 2001)
- 226: FG (Jan 3, 2001)
- 227: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jan 3, 2001)
- 228: MarkTheMeS (PackRat & Keeper of All Things, period) (Jan 3, 2001)
- 229: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jan 3, 2001)
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- 233: Kes (Jan 4, 2001)
- 234: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 4, 2001)
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