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Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 1

SE

N is for Neville who died of ennui


...

*leaves a bisquit and crumbs leading back to his page*


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 2

FG

*does a passable Hansel and Gretel imitation*


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 3

SE

No offence, but you make a hideous duo. Plus, not the right amount of limbs, I'm afraid.


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 4

FG

Does a third nipple count?


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 5

SE

Depends on where it is


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 6

FG

Where a limb might be...or not.


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 7

SE

A limb might be anywhere, at least I would be if I was limber... ahaha... er


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 8

FG

That's very profound.

smiley - erm


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 9

SE

I'm pro a lot of things


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 10

FG

Such as gruntled and couth? Or perhaps conceivable?


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 11

SE

more like create


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 12

FG

Har har har. That's a knee-slapper!


Ouch.


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 13

SE

That's a handy place for a third kne- oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realise that that was your second, um, well, yes, nice day, eh?


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 14

FG

Would you please unhand my giblet?


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 15

SE

My dear, I have *no* idea to what you portend.


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 16

FG

Clearly, something has gone awry. Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 17

SE

Well... yes. But obviously you are not her, as you are missing that gap between your teeth... well, missing the teeth really... and I must say you don't inspire me to shout "Call me now!" everytime I speak to you


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 18

FG

I'm just keepin' it real, ya' know?

Come on, pay me to tell you something you already know.


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 19

SE

Oh, I thought I'd just pay you to ask me questions


Ennui, smells of pee... rhymes with wee

Post 20

FG

Noooooo...*I'll* pay *you* to ask *me* and not *you*--only *me*--the questions around here!


Ah...er...wait a minute.


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